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] Date Posted:Tuesday, February 09, 2016, 02:00: pm
I got out of my car this morning to start my new job as a receptionist for this law firm. I step out of my car take 2 steps and I am lying flat on the ground with my knee scraped and my wrist hurting like hell. My new boss saw it all happen and runs over to help me up. Of course my heel broke off my shoe, I am trying to get up but my wrist is hurting and my boss is getting a great view of my red panties. He helped me up and said I need to take you the urgent care center for an x-ray of your wrist. Great my first day on the job and my boss is driving me to an urgent care clinic. It could happen to anyone he told me. Just don't sue me yet he laughed. I won't I told him, don't fire me for being a cluts I said. We get there and they placed us in a room. The doctor came in and I was feeling pretty nauseous from the pain inmy wrist especially when he started pressing on it. Well I don't think it is broke but lets get an x-ray of your wrist. How bad is the pain. Well I feel like I could puke I told him. I am going to have the nurse come in and give you 2 shots. One is for pain and the other is for nausea and then we will send you for the x-ray. They are going to manipulate your wrist and this wil make it a little more comfortable. Do you have any allergies. I said no. Where do the shots go. Both of them will go in your bottom. By the way he asked we will clean up the scrap on your knee. When was your last tetanus. I blurted out I don't know. He smiled and said that will be three injections now. My boss said i am going to step out while you get those shots Beth. I was shaking real bad. Brian I would prefer you stay and hold my hand. I am terrifed of shots and knowing I have to have 3 freaks me out. I don't care if you see my bare bottom if you don't. The nurse peeked her head in and said you will need to lie on your stomach on the table and I will be right back. Go ahead and lower your panties. My boss helped me to raise my dress above my waist and I laid down. I told him you will have to pull down my panties. He grabbed the sides and stopped and laughed. Across my red panties was written "Bite Me". He pulled them down and said if I was not married I would like to bite that cute bottom of yours. We both laughed. The first injection was the tetanus and I barely felt that. Then came the toradol. I flinched as she poked me and then I grabbed the table and tears came tomy eyes. It felt like she just put a hot coal in my cheek. Sorry honey you have a small butt cheek and I know that didn't feel good. Then the last shot I was really had the tears flowing as she injected the zofran. She loked at my boss and said you might want to work the medicine into her bottom for a few minutes. I said I forgot about the pain in my wrist now my butt is hurting. He took both of his hands and gently massaged both of my cheeks for a few minutes until the pain subsided. He slipped up my panties and helped me off the table. X_rays were negative and I got a splint to wear for the next week. Sorry for this sir I said. He said no worry Beth. We went back to the office and he got me lunch. I sure had not planned on getting three shots in my butt when I woke up to come to work today I said and he replied I never would have thought my hands would be touching my new receptionist bare bottom either. We laughed once again.
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Date Posted:Thursday, February 11, 2016, 05:27: pm
I was walking into work this morning and slipped and fell on my hands. My right wrist was killing me. I told my boss and he had one of my co-workers drive me to the ER. There was this Fast-ER-Care and we stopped in there. i got my vitals taken and I told the nurse it hurts like hell and I am feeling like I am going to puke. I just ordered an x-ray so we can see if it is broken. Can I get something for pain. The doctor said give her 4mg of zofran and 60 mg toradol. The nurse comes back carrying two syringes with long needles. I said those look like long needles. They are because you get one in each of your butt cheeks. he said go ahead and lean over the edge of the gurney and he pulled up my blue dress. He then pulled down my hose and thong. As he pinched my right hip he said dream good thoughts as he poked me. It was not bad and he pulled out the needle then I felt then burn. The next one had twice as much liquid in it. Once again I felt him squeezing my cheek and then the poke. Then he says this burns a little as he started to inject. He pulled out the needle and I had tears in my eyes. He gently took his fngers and worked the medicine into both sites. It hurt a first and then begin to feel better. He pulled up my thong and hose. Sorry for being a baby I said. Don't be. I have seen grown men bawl and faint when they got that shot. It will help with your arm pain. it already has. My aches more than my arm now I said. My co-worker said i look I had been crying. I told him I had. That I had gotten too big injections in my butt. He said sounds like you are going to need a butt massage later. I said I just might have to have you do it if I get a dinner out of the deal I told him. he said for a chance to rub your bare bottom I will take you to any resturant you want to eat at. Ruth Christ Steakhouse I said.
