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Date Posted: 23:53:44 05/29/19 Wed
Author: Carlo G. Soldevilla
Subject: Life by Carlo G. Soldevilla

Life
by Carlo G. Soldevilla
Written on May 30, 2019

Life at the Clinic --This I shared to my co-workers in the clinic about what my lady best friend (now married) shared to me during our college days in Ateneo de Davao University: Once they were on a honeymoon and the couple were both virgins, so excited.., and with their pure innocence, they did not know what to do.
So they decided to go on ‘pubichair-picking’ – the man would say a Philippine national hero before he picks or pulls his partner’s pubic hair, while the lady would name a Philippine fruit prior to pulling up of the man’s pubic hair.
And here they go:

“Darling, Dr. Jose Rizal” – then the man pulls one pubic hair of his partner.
“Lansones” -then the woman picks or pulls one pubic hair of her partner

“Apolinaro Mabini – then the woman, again, picks or pulls one pubic hair.
“Bayabas” – the woman still did the same, pulls one pubic hair of her partner.

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“Gomburza - the Man picked or pulled three (3) pubic hairs, to his partner’s surprise why he pulled 3.
The man explained that it’s : Gomez, Borgus, Zamora (3-in-1) ..all 3 national heroes.
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The woman now thinks of ‘Avenger’. How she can make a perfect vengeance.
Then she shouted: “Fruit Salad!”

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