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Date Posted: 05:00:30 09/10/13 Tue
Author: Comicality
Subject: Exactly. It was like...meh...
In reply to: TurtleBoy 's message, "Yeah... I didn't watch these either." on 20:43:58 09/07/13 Sat


I don't know if they cut some parts out of this version or what..but there is an actor/martial artist that I CLEARLY recognize from other movies, and he is a total BADASS!!!! But in "Twilight", I didn't see him throw a single punch. Like...not ONE. Why was he even there? Arrrgh!!!! He could have taken ALL of them out by himself! BOTH sides! That dude is CRAZY good! >:O

See...THAT'S not a kick ass vampire fight scene! THIS is a kick ass vampire fight scene!!! My best friend and I went to see this movie on opening night, and the whole theater was SCREAMING when this scene came on! LOL! I mean...PORN STAR, Tracy Lords, gets roundhoused in the FACE!!!! And then she gets a SHOTGUN jammed in her crotch! How awesome is THAT???



THIS??? THIS is a kick ass vampire fight scene!!!



Look! Very simple! THIS...is a kick ass vampire fight scene!!!



Ok...ok...no complex martial arts or anything for this one! No stunts or backflips or any of that! And STILL....THIS is a kick ass vampire fight scene!!! Aaliyah didn't even have to really do all that much to show everybody, "Yeah...I'm an ancient Egyptian vampire QUEEN, with more power, more experience, and more sex appeal than ANY of you other little modern vampire punks! You have a REASON to be terrified of me!" I thought that was what the Volturi in "Twilight" was supposed to be, but...apparently if you look at Dakota Fanning in a threatening way, then..she just runs away. And gets her head bit off by a wolf. So...yeah, that was easy...



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