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I Think Therefore I am.... an asshole

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Prime Minister Suzuki

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Date Posted: 17:45:51 09/06/01 Thu

Many of you seem to be under the, extreamly, misguided impression that it is necessary for me to have met you in order to make any assumption regarding your intelligence, or absolute lack thereof. It has also come to my attention that questions have arisen in relation to my possible motives behind shitting on this particular parade. As for the latter, don't wear a copper hat in a thunderstorm cursing God without a deathwish. Do I find this forum of any particular interest? About as much as Molly Shannon's career. Am I expecting a battle of wits from it's members? I'd sooner expect a Baboon to quote me some Dostoyevsky, while playing 'The Star Spangeled Banner' in his armpit. Is it because I'm a narcissistic asshole who views himself as a God amoung men? That's an excellent point in it of itself which I'm forced to agree with, but no. Is it because until the bulk of my classes start I'm left with lots of free time, so much that I'm pinned in a boredom so hellish that writing to you morons seems amusing? Now we're gettin' somewhere. It's true, I'm so bored I could watch 'ConeHeads'(I wouldn't enjoy it at all, in fact it would likely invoke a seizure, and leave my mind a puddle of ooze that years of rehabilitaion couldn't correct). SO THIS is the next best thing. As far as knowing you, I know you all only too well. You're the people who gave McDonald's it's 1 Billionth customer. You're the people who keep sitcoms geared for the lowest common-denominator. You're the people who Hollywood fired the writers to increase the special effects budget for. Your the people who do something fucking retarded then blame it on some media industry, forcing the censors to regulate shit up the ass. You are why marketing is effective. You are why toothpicks come with instructions. You will elect a George W. Bush. You will have our rights comprimised. And your kids will be no different.

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Subject	Author	Date
Re: I Think Therefore I am.... an asshole	sara	21:21:11 09/06/01 Thu
Re: I Think Therefore I am.... an asshole -- Rameus (The WorldEater), 05:37:33 09/07/01 Fri
Re: I Think Therefore I am.... an asshole	Johnny	15:58:39 09/09/01 Sun