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Date Posted: 23:02:50 02/21/25 Fri
Author: No name
Author Host/IP: 44.220.128.215
Subject: Your mother was a squirrel and your father was a Kennedy. The only reason they checked on you was to see if you've slept it off yet.
In reply to: The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth 's message, "Blocking My IP Numbers Interferes With Your Enjoyment Of My Wit !!!" on 12:55:05 02/21/25 Fri

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Mammy Brown was a squirrel, if you think Kristen Wiig looks like a squirrel. Mammy was the spittin' image of Kristen in her prime. Did the Kennedy men cause women to spit? Pappy Brown hated the Kennedy's. Do you have a theory as to how my biological Pappy could be a Kennedy, while I grew up in a household where the man I think is my biological father, hated the Kennedyd? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 08:34:23 02/26/25 Wed [1] (71.26.32.174)

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[> [> [> ^^Dumbshit Max takes metaphors literally. He also literally enjoys taking it up the ass -- No name, 22:39:16 02/27/25 Thu [1] (44.220.128.128)

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[> [> [> You stuff toilet paper on yourself because you're a literal anus. -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 05:17:20 03/01/25 Sat [1] (174.216.177.190)

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[> [> [> [> You use your face as toilet paper, and then lick your john's ass clean just to be sure. They even tip you an extra nickel afterward for the special attention you give them -- No name, 22:24:03 03/01/25 Sat [1] (44.220.128.47)

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[> [> [> [> [> Spoken like a man whose tongue has known the flavor of the asses of many a man. Who do you think you are? Rock Hudson? At least Rock had talent as an actor, and made some great movies. What do you do? Men. -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 06:51:28 03/02/25 Sun [1] (174.216.177.32)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> Is that all you got, Poopy-Face? Even Artie would say you don't have comedy chops, you have comedy plops * -- * meaning, your shit ain't funny, 15:51:11 03/05/25 Wed [1] (44.220.128.113)

* meaning, your shit ain't funny

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Your shit just stinks. Like you. -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:40:22 03/06/25 Thu [1] (174.216.176.177)

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