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Date Posted: 11:06:34 04/03/01 Tue
Author: Barbarian
Author Host/IP: ip065004.hkicable.com / 203.83.65.4
Subject: 我點解炒左我個秘書

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我算好彩, 公司分配左個風情萬種既秘書裨我. 不過, 由於上司下屬的關係, 佢對我卻冷若冰霜. 開講有話, 越難得到既野, 就越想得到.

今天星期六, 剛好也是我的生日. 返到公司, 秘書小姐給我一杯茶, 並祝我生日快樂, 眉梢眼角, 使我想入非非, 打蛇隨棍上, 約佢食晏啦, 佢一口應承, 仲話要攪D氣氛, 去淺水灣食, 食完之後, 請我番佢屋企慶祝.

無死啦, 發達啦!!!

成個晏晝, 我都陶醉於浪漫氣氛中. 去到佢屋企, 佢開左支香檳, 拉埋窗簾, 叫我先入佢間房到等. 白痴既都知點做啦!

隔無耐, 佢叫, "你可以出黎啦".


無死啦, 無死啦, 發達啦!!!


出到廳中, 但見我老婆, 仔女, 同埋各同事, 捧住個生日蛋糕, 一路唱住生日歌行過黎我度....

而我呢, 除左副眼鏡之外, 身上就乜都無著.......

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