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Date Posted: 10:18:46 04/06/01 Fri
Author: Barbarian
Author Host/IP: NoHost / 203.83.65.4
Subject: 倒楣

●女人發現自己發胖已經夠倒楣，

更倒楣的是拼命減肥之後只有胸部重量減輕。

●爸媽平時不相讓已經夠倒楣

更倒楣的是離婚時孩子的監護權倒禮讓起來。

●考試作弊被抓到已經夠倒楣

更倒楣的是抄到錯的答案。

●男朋友愛穿女生的衣服已經夠倒楣

更倒楣的是他穿起來比我好看。

●兒子參加邪教已經夠倒楣

更倒楣的是他是邪教供桌上的祭品。

●情人嫁人了已經夠倒楣，

更倒楣的是她嫁給了我老爸，我還得叫她老媽。

●褲子拉鍊沒拉已經夠倒楣

更倒楣的是我居然忘了穿內褲。

●拉肚子已經夠倒楣，更倒楣的是廁所沒衛生紙，甚至我也沒有穿襪子。

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