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Date Posted: 12:20:57 11/05/99 Fri
Author: Lance Williams
Subject: Interview with 'TSFTL' and Barbara Streisand!!!
We open to Roger Rodgers, in a huge studio, sitting next to Barbara Streisand and 'TSFTL' Lance Williams. 'TSFTL' is wearing a black leather jacket, over a black t-shirt, with 'TSFTL' written in purple letters and sparkles (only sold 99,99$ at your local TTSWF store). We also wears his usual black jeans, and his cool black shoes. Mrs. Streisand is wearing... IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT SHE IS WEARING! (Sorry, couldn't help it... :)).. 'TSFTL' is wearing shades and seems to be looking away, not even caring nor listening to the two others
[RR]: Hello everyone, this is Roger Rodgers, from TTSWF, and I actually just caught up with Mrs. Barabra Streisand herself, and she accepted to answer some of my questions. Mrs. Streisand, welcome...
[BS]: Please call me Barb...
[RR]: Alright... "Barb"... Now, everyone recently has been talking about the recent war that has been declared between President Vengeance and the TTSWF wrestlers, lead by Mr. Jack Leer, conserning some televised shows that didn't occured, only to leave the place for your tourney..
[BS]: Want front row tickets?
[RR]: Oh, thanks you Mrs... Err... "Barb". Now, what I was going to ask you is how you feel about this whole sotry that have shocked the world of entertainement...
[BS]: Well, I think that all theses... arhem... I guess I could call them "Gentlemens" are making a big thing out of it. I mean, it is pretty evident for everyone that between my show and a stupid violent wrestling show, they would be prefering to have me...
[TSFTL]: ...Only the fat ladies and the brown pushers...
[RR]: (shocked) pardon me?
[TSFTL]: There again Rodgers, you keep not washing yourself, and now all the dirt went in your ears, and you don't understand when I, 'The God of Suplexes', talk. I said... Only the fat ladies and the brown pushers would prefer a Wrestling show to hearing Barbara sing.
'TSFTL' comments doesn't seem to have bothered Barbara Streisand, who's now laughing and she slaps 'TSFTL's leg like "You little jerk"... Lance Williams cleans his pants afterwards with his hand...
[BS]: Oh, I understand my beaut...errr... friend there, Mister Williams do not agree with me, because he is a professionnal wrestler, but anyway, it doesn't really matter what is more entertaining between me and wrestling... What matter is that my manager paid a lot Mr. Vengeance, and that he agreed to let us the spot, so I have nothing to do with this....
[RR]: And what about you Mr. Williams....
[TSFTL]: What do you want to know? I mean, I went to theses two stupid shows, first one, I knocked my ass against the empty arena, and then, when I went to the second one, last tuesday, I finally got informed that it was all about Mrs. Streisand show, so I remained there and I watched the show...
[RR]: And how did you liked it...
[TSFTL]: Dunno, fell asleep...
Barbara Streisand's manager jumps in the scene...
[Manager]: All right, stop this mess! Cut! I SAID CUT!
[TSFTL]: Who the hell do you think you are to be cutting an interview with 'Mr. Supper-Dooper'??
[Manager]: I will not let my lovely Barbara being insulted by such a moron like you!!! Hear me??
[RR]: Gentlemens, please, remain...
'TSFTL' removes his shades and pushes Rodgers away...
[TSFTL]: Don't get into this. I think this is turning into a lovely conversation... Mister the Manager here is telling me that he is going to protect his little princess... Well, mister the Manager, where the hell were you last night while I was "taking-a-coffee-upstairs" with your lovely protege, huh?
[RR]: (Insisting) Please, Gentlemens...
'TSFTL' turns to Rodgers, takes his wallet, and gives him 10 bucks...
[TSFTL]: There. Now, If you know what is best for you, listen. With this, go buy yourself a soap bar, and then wash yourself, and THEN, come back to see if my ass still want to hear...and smell you around... Gotcha?
Roger Rodgers leaves the place in a second...
[TSFTL]: Now, listen to me you little puke. My name is Lance Williams. People call me 'Too Strong For The League', 'Mr. Supper-Dooper', 'The God of Suplexes'.. I am a TTSWF superstar, and see, If I want to say something on the camera, I say it, and there's a damn nothing you can do about it...
[Manager]: That is what _YOU_ think.
[TSFTL]: Yeah, this is what I am thinking, and believe me, in a few seconds you gonna understand it....
[Manager]: And what are _YOU_ going to do about it?
[TSFTL]: This.
'TSFTL' punches the Manager, then kicks him in the gutts, and PowerBombs him on concrete... We can hear Barbara Streisand scream in the back...
[BS]: Oh my god, what did you...
[TSFTL]: Shut up! Now, I don't usually hit some defensless nobodies like this guy, but when someone "_YOU_"s me twice in a row, he gets his cash back... Now, I want you to get your fat ass out of there and leave... And don't forget your jerk of manager with ya! And don't call me anymore! It's not because I banged you five times last night that there is something between us, you ain't no worth Sylune!!!
Barbara Streisand leaves with her knocked manager, ignoring 'TSFTL'...
[TSFTL]: Now, let me adress some words to all of you angry TTSWF Wrestlers... All you Shut the fuck up! I mean, if President Vengeance wants to make money out of TTSWF, it's his buisness!! Hey what would a bunch of monkeys like all of you do anyway, you have no life, so what is it to make you travel the states for nothing!! Exactly, No-thing!! You ain't worth it!! Of course, for me, it's another story, he will give some money compensation to his best superstar for having him travel for nothing, but for all you bunch of followers of the "All-Great-Mighty-Pedophile" Jack Leer, it's your damn problem!! Don't you see what is all behind this thing? The "Slutman" wants to turn over the powers, it's pretty damn evident. Don't you see that whether it's "Slutman" or President Vengeance, it's going to be the same thing? No, maybe you don't because the average IQ of every damn TTSWF wrestler is lower than the one of an egg-plant... And I'm not talking about thoses two Mystery Shit and Looser-Killing-Baby-Doll-they-call-ChuNky... Which BTW, I heard they found a new job, yeah that's right, I said "a new j.o.b."... Make your own conclusions ... They now drive a bus to a destination called 'Looserville'.
'TSFTL' walks over the stage, and starts walking away, but he just stops and turn over to the camera...
[TSFTL]: Oh, and BTW, "STUpid", I don't care if you cross your heart, if you cross whatever you want, but now you cross my road, so you and your fat-ugly-out-of-shape-homo arse should be thinking of finding some employement somewhere else, because you have to fight TTSWF North American Champion, and he's undefeated yet in this league. No chance in hell that it is going to be you that will be the first to overcome the 'God of Suplexes'. "Pedophile Slutman" wants to make money out of my presence in his little benefice show? Well, he better get ready, cause I'm ready to deliver a performance he will not forget soon... He's get the change for his money...
Fade out, as 'TSFTL' Lance Williams puts his shades back on, and walks away...
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