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Date Posted: 17:13:43 10/20/99 Wed
Author: "Devastating" Devon Ace
Subject: A ride with the Devastating One...
The scene opens up as Devon Ace is coming out of the majestic Four Seasons hotel. As always his red oakleys adorn his face. He is wearing a white button up, that is partially uubuttoned revealing a sliver Figaro chain, and khaki designer pants. His black leather duffel bag is hanging over his shoulder and his golden hair hangs loosely around his shoulders. People on the street begin to notice the Pinnacle of Perfection as he heads towards the street. A small mob begins to gather around as he tries to make his way to the curb. Visibly annoyed DDA, scowls at the crowd and basically ignores them. A metallic red stretched hummer is waiting for him on the street . He noitces the TTSWFcameraman, “Fast” Kelly Chase, as he is about to enter the Hummer. He stops as the Chauffer opens the door. The Devastating One then looks the camera man up and down then after some thought irritatedly motions the camerman to follow him into the hummer. Chase nervously follows DDA into the Hummer and begins to speak but the Devastating One quickly cuts him off.
DDA: Lets get some things straight if you ask one question I think is beneath me answering I’ll break that little camera over your fat head, then throw you and your K-mart special outfit out window without boithering to tell the driver to slow down. Know what, insightful questions are running that bucket you call head. Oh and don’t shake the camera cause no one wants to see the Apex of Atheleticism shaking back and forth on there little10 inch TVs.
Chase tries to settle himself in the roomy Hummer before he begins the interview. He cautiously wipes the sweat from his brow before he begins. DDA is pouring himself a glass of Crown Royal Bourban as Chase prepares. DDA then rolls his right hand to signal Chase to hurry up.
Chase: Well first off I’m sure everyone is wondering why you came to elite organization of the TTSWF and what are plans now that you are here?
DDA takes a drink of the bourban and his world famous smirk slides across his chiseled jaw.
DDA: Well The Devasting One has been around the world impressing small minded fans with his looks and depressing wanna be wrestlers with his skills. I recently took a little time off to do some modeling shoots and making a few movies but now I want to get back to what I enjoy and thats showing off the most sought after wrestling skills in the business today. And what in the HELL do you think my plans are? I’m taking every title I can get my hands on and hanging them up in my multi-million dollar training facility. The main piece of gold I’m going, well the only title worthy of me in this fed, is the world title. And altough I should get the chance at in my first match I’m sure I’ll have to tear a few squeebs and a few squabs before the prez realizes the only man wothy wearing the world title in this talent deprived fed is me.
DDA then takes another drink of the bourbans and awaits another “insightfull” question.
Chase: You just brought up that you will have to work your way the “squeebs” as you like to call them, well what do you think about X-Factor’s rather harsh words on your arrival?
DDA adjusts his Oakleys, cracks his neck and looks directly into the camera. An expression of rage spreads across his well known face.
DDA: That short little piece of turd has no business ever, EVER, address someone of my talents in the way he did. X-Factor, you just ran your dirty little mouth about the wrong superstat. I don’t know why some as teny-tiny as you would ever want to step into the ring with someone of my ability and size by choice. You want your small ass handed to you on silver platter. You must understand Chase normally I wouldn’t waste my time on someone so insignificant as X-Factor, but I’ll use him to make an example of what happens when you piss off the Pinnacle of Pefection.
Devon then settles down a bit and takes a long drink of the Crown. He then wipes his lips and kicks his feet back on one of the other seats in the hummer.
DDA: Now hurry this up I’m getting tired of you taking up spave in Hummer.
Chase: Well now I want to throw some names at you and give the first thing that you think about them. First off, El Toreodor.
DDA: Oh “The Tositido.” Ha. Paper Champ. He’s got what soon will be mine. Shine my belt El Pusso.
Chase: And finally, President Vengence.
At this time DDA looks over to his side and smiles. A huge devilish smile spreads across his face. He then turns and looks back into the camera.
DDA: Ahhh, Prez Vengence. A man after my own heart. A man that has power and knows how to use it. He uses this fed for his own purposes. He’s a lot like me really.
Chase: Now one more question....
DDA: Nope. I’m done letting you waste my time. Get out.
*~*~*Scene*~*~*
At that time the Hummer begins to slow down. DDA then throws open one of the back doors and kicks Chase and his camera out to the hard concrete. Chase and his camera begin rolling down the sidewalk as DDA laughs in the back ground. The camera then fades to black as the red hummer disapears in the distance.
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