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Date Posted: 09:10:49 11/15/99 Mon
Author: The Lethal Weapons
Subject: Revolution...not again!?!
(The scene opens in the 'home' of the Lethal Weapons, the same ole familiar warehouse. The musty stench of the establishment is enough to make anyone's stomach turn. The camera zooms in toward one particular group of shadows, where there appears to be movement. Upon getting closer, the camera fills with the image of Hatred and Rage wrestling each other in the darkness of their surroundings. They are literally beating the hell out of each other.)
(Suddenly, a voice is heard from farther away in the back. The two monsters stop what they're doing and follow it. The camera pursues them. After a few moments of traveling through the darkness of the warehouse, the camera shows a well lit room. In one corner is a television. On the television is a news broadcast. The camera picks up every word.)
News Broadcast: In a rather surprising announcement, the TTSWF is prepared to make a comeback. The return card is scheduled to take place this Friday night. Some superstars already scheduled to be there include Cupid, The Revolution, and Daniel Son alng with new comers The Franchise, Moisture, and The Lethal Weapons. We'll have more information for you after this commercial break.
Hatred: Rage, did you hear that? We getta fight Friday night. I wonder who it's gonna be.
Rage: All I can say is that it's about damn time. We've been here for weeks now and all we've been doing is smashing concrete locks and wrestling each other. I kinda feel sorry for whoever has to step in the ring with us.
(Just then, Cupid's voice is heard from the back.)
Cupid: Guys, guys. Did ya hear the news? The TTSWF is coming back. I have the card right here.
(The two behemoths run to him to see who they will face in the league's return card.)
Hatred: Let's see...Lethal Weapons vs.......The Revolution with the winners getting a shot at the tag gold on Sunday at Gold Rush.
Rage: The Revolution. Not those bastards again. Oh well, we'll just have to smash them into the ground again like we did just before the league got sold to that big-nosed bitch Barbara Streisand. By the way, sorry for costing you and D-Son the match, Cupid.
Cupid: That's ok, Rage. You guys just gave those two imbeciles what they deserved. It just happen to be in the middle of our matchup. This Friday, you guys getta do it legally, without getting anyone disqualified.
Hatred: Yeah, The Revolution is ours. Blast off my ass. Prepare to be consumed by Hatred and Rage.
(The three begin getting restless. The cameraman wisely decides this little 'Paparazi' farce is over. The camera fades to black.)
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