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Date Posted: 13:11:41 11/15/99 Mon
Author: Steve Black The next World Champ
Subject: Pain... PAIN... and more <b> PAIN </b>
Transmission begins...
The Scene: Steve Black’s log home in the Oregon mountains. The two-storey house is built entirely of rough-hewn pealed logs. It is standing majestically on top of a medium sized hill. The back deck overlooks a 250’ drop into a canyon. On the whole it is a rather breathtaking scene. As the camera gets closer the true size of the place becomes apparent. It is a house designed and built on Steve Black’s own scale. The steps up to the front porch are two feet high EACH. As the cameraman Dave Pitlick reaches for and taps upon the massive front door, he feels like Jack from the beanstalk. Some rummaging around can be heard and an indistinct voice says “Get your as*es in the back and be quiet. The cam crew is here.” Dr. Tyro answers the door admitting Pitlick.
Come in come in Dave. Steve is getting Drinks and snacks and will meet us in the rec. room.
Pitlick follows Tyro down another large set of stairs into what has to be Black’s rec. room. Along one wall is a huge TV it has about a 100” screen. In front of it are a bunch of Very large leather lazy boys. There is a pool table dartboard and all the usual accessories that go with a rumpus room. A large very well stocked bar stands along one wall. Black and Jaltos emerge from a door in the far wall from what must be the kitchen. Black has a keg of beer under his arm and six large steins on a tray in the other & two enormous bowls of snacks. The stitches in his forehead are plain to see, but he is smiling.
SB: Hey Davie welcome to my home. What do you think of the place so far? Have a seat, want a beer? We were just watching a few little promos’s done by some of the other guys. Did you see that Cavalry promo? Oh well who cares. I have something to show you.
This is MY Hardcore belt. The one I damn near killed Chucky for. That World Belt will go nicely with it!
Black hands him a stein that must hold a gallon of beer. Dave sets the camera up on a tripod such a way as to shows both the TV screen and the men in the lazy-boys.
Jake! You’re making the biggest mistake of your life. Stay home and watch this one on TV. If you show your face in MY arena I’ll send you back to that hospital, or maybe to the morgue! Know your limits old man!
The screen comes on Black is playing a tape. Black is reaching for his eyes as Chucky smashes him with a chair and then rams his head into a pop machine. Black straightens out after the blow and then grabs Chucky by the back of the head… and puts a large Chucky-sized dent into the side of the cooler. Chucky drops to his knees and is quickly caught by Black who piledrives him onto the concrete. As Chucky lays prone, Black tips over the pop machine and watches as it lands on Chucky. The pop machine lays covering all of him but his head. Steve Black sees the ref asking for his hand and quickly takes the ref and places him in an Iron Jack. The ref passes out almost instantly as Black looks around and sees some bricks lying around on the ground. Black takes a brick and begins smashing Chucky in the skull and throat with it. Chucky is turning blue as the brick is converting into dust.
El Tornado The Spanish flamer… I’m gonna rip out your Spanish lungs and give ‘em to my Uncle Angus for bag pipes. I’m gonna stomp a hole in your ass big enough to drive a Mack truck through!!!!
Black seems to become agitated then calms back down…
The Impacted Pustule… The Human infection… Mr. Puss Brad Scab… You my friend are going to learn the meaning of the word PAIN!!! I’m gonna hurt you and hurt you very bad… You’ll be luck too ever EVER walk again!!! Dave It’s time you left my associates and I have strategy to discuss.
I’ll show you out.
On the porch Dave stops Tyro.
Steve seems a lot more stable.
It’s the new medication that I have him on. Works miracles! Now get the hell out of here!
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