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Date Posted: 00:39:48 10/06/99 Wed
Author: "The Impact Player" Brad Steel
Subject: Tired of hearing all the wannabe's and ready to speak out!
(Brad Steel is seen shining up his World Champion ship belt aboard his prized sea vessel, the Thunderbolt, He notices the camera and begins to speak.)
Steel: Oh hey man, Welcome to the Thunderbolt, this one my favorite places to hang out to escape the hassles of everyday life. You know, being the World Champion has it's hassles you know. Well, I'm kind of glad you guys stop by today. It seems that my good friend, Firestorm, do you know him?
(The cameraman nods)
Steel: Don't be shy son, it's ok, speak up. Let the millions of my adoring fans hear you. Now let me ask you, have you ever heard of the one they call Firestorm?
(The Cameraman clears his throat and says...)
Cameraman: Yes sir, Ineed I have heard of him.
Steel: Ok good, so at least one person knows who the hell he is. However, Does anyone really, truly care? I didn't think so. Anyway, Firestorm, it sounds to me that your making an ass out of yourself. No one cares that you exist and yet you keep coming back like your something important! *NEWSFLASH* Your nothing more than Cheap Wine Drinking, Poundcake eating, Cheese Sucking piece of trailer park trash! Ok Ok, Enough about Mr. Number One jabronie, El Toreadore, After I successfully defend my World Title at the PPV this sunday against the "Superkid" Shawn Stevens, I will grant you your rightful rematch for the title. Now who says that I am not a caring heel? I think the world really got, pardon the phrase, Dicked out of seeing, what would have been, The Most Damn Memorable match in this league or any other league this year or hell even this millenium! Folks, there is nothing more I enjoy then shooting the breeze and geeting important things off my chest, but ya just gotta go! Beat it!! Scadadle! SCRAM!! Oh and before I forget, You can't beat me...it's not fiction...IT'S FACT!!!!!
(The camera fades away as Steel takes himself and his world title to the lower deck of his boat "The Thunderbolt")
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