PPP: Making his way to the ring standing 7’4” weighing in at 455lbs the mountain of a man known as “The Lumberjack” Steeeeeeeeeve Black.

The Lumberjack by Jackyl blasts out from the arena speakers.

I was born in the backwoods
Of a two-bit nowhere town
Fathered up some rock 'n' roll (baby)
So you mothers could boogie down
I ain't whistling Dixie
No I'm a rebel with a groove
All around the world they go 'round and 'round
When they dig on my new stainless steel sound

I'm a lumberjack baby
I'm gonna cut you down to size
I'm a lumberjack baby
And you're the one that gets my prize
And when you hear my motor running
You know I surely be coppin' a rise
So I'm gonna crank it up and cut it down

Black thunders through the curtain and runs down the aisle. When “The Lumberjack” reaches ringside Pettingzoo is just about to climb into the ring. LSB grabs him by the collar & belt and throws him over the ropes into the ring then steps over the top rope & into the ring.
PPP: He couldn’t have flown better if he went Delta.
DDD: You’re sick.
Slick is collecting himself on the mat so LSB grabs the Mic, which is lying next to him.
LSB: Danny you make fun of me!!! You make fun of my family? Oh man oh man.
Black is rocking back and forth in a very disturbing way. He is also muttering to himself.
DDD: He seems to be whipping himself into some psychotic frenzy.
LSB: Shutup!!! Shutup all of you!!!!!
Black pulls a paper out from under his singlet, and throws it onto the announce table.
PPP: Oh my, this seems to sa…
LSB: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lumberjack then grabs Slick and tosses him like a rag doll onto the table.
LSB: I told you to shutup! Danny you’re a dead man. That’s all I have to say.
He vaults the top rope and proceeds back up the aisle. The Lumberjack comes back on. EMT’s rush to down to help Slick.

I'm a lumberjack baby
I'm a lumberjack now baby
I'm a lumberjack baby
I'm a lumberjack baby
But I ain't jacked my lumber baby
Since my chain saw you