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Date Posted: 17:32:28 10/08/99 Fri
Author: Daniel Son
Subject: Hell in a cell weapons match??? Ooohh!!!
(the arena lights go out. Over the PA system comes Daniel Sons voice, singing....)
Daniel Son : #He's a lumberjack and he's ok!
#He works all night, and he works all day!
#He cuts down trees, and chops em up, and he
# collects wild flowers...
# He puts on womens clothing, and hangs in bars!!
(D-Son comes out and the lights go up)
The crowd roar in approval..
Daniel Son : You know what, Lumberjack, your even stupider than you look...Not content with getting your ass kicked by me, with closed fist, you wanna give me, a trained martial artist, a whole bunch of weapons? Well obviously you want me to beat some sense into your head, so yeah ok ill do it for ya, ill take a pair of nunchucks, and smack your hillybilly ass alround the damn cell! then im gonna drag your carcass to the top of the cell, yeall TIMBER! and drop it through the announce table!!! Gimme that contract, im puttingon my shit kickers..
the audience respond - AND KICKIN SOME SHIT!!!
(Eye of the tiger plays as D-Son signs the Hell in a Cell match)
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