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Date Posted: 20:55:35 10/12/99 Tue
Author: "Goldenboy" Ric Anderson and Miss Claudia
Subject: The Show(time) has been canceled!
(A gold stretch llimo pulls up beside a large building. From the limo emerges Ric Anderson and his valet Miss Claudia. Ric, never been camera shy, notices the crew and begins to speak.)
Ric: All of my adoring fans will be glad to know that your favorite wrestler, The GOlden One, will be debuting in the TTSWF ring on Friday against some chump named Showtime in the first round for the North American Title, which already belongs to me. I know all you wrestlers have a busy shcedule and have no time to get your out of shape butts in the ring so why don't you do yourself a favor and give up now. We all know that there is no way that you can win, because that belt is my property and I intend to claim it. Hand the belt over tome know and save yourself some time, some energy, and the embarassment of being beaten by one of the greats on national TV.
Claudia: President Vengence, this is the Queen of the TTSWF speaking here. I'm requesting that you and your talent scouts find some women wrestlers or you will be contacted by my lawyer with a lawsuit over discrimination. I asked for a womens division and when The Queen asks, she gets what she wants.
Ric: Showtime, like I said last Friday, all of my opponents are just speed bumps on the road to my title. You my friend have the task of being the first to be ran over by the monster truck that is known as Ric Anderson. Why? Because I'm too cold to hold and too hot to handle. I'm "Goldenboy" and that's all there is to it!
(The couple walk into the building which is a law frim with the name Cockrin on th sign.)
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