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Date Posted: 07:17:42 10/15/99 Fri
Author: Cupid
Subject: Measurements for gold

(The scene starts with a shot of Cupid measuring his waist. He looks up at the camera and begins to speak.)



Cupid: That's what I thought...a 32 inch waist. TTSWF, make note of that, because this evening I WILL become the North American Champion, and the only thing I love better than kicking ass is wearing gold. Now I'm not trying to be conceited about this, but it's awfully hard when you're this good. First, I'll go through Python like shit through a goose. Then, I'll go through whoever happens to be in my way. It doesn't matter who I face. It is in my destiny to win. I cross my heart.



(With that he turns and walks away, measuring tape in hand, as the camera fades to black.)

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