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Date Posted: 13:20:52 10/16/99 Sat
Author: 'TSFTL' Lance Williams
Subject: Rodgers interviews 'TSFTL'!!!
We open in the Joe Louis Arena, where Roger Rodgers is there, holding the microphone, looking like someone who's waiting to get some words from someone... The 'someone' walks by, wearing a black leather jacket, a white t-shirt, with a purple logo written 'TSFTL' on it, some black jeans and some cool black shoes too. He's overall pretty well built, not too much... But he's giving a good figure... He's pretty handsome, has black long hairs, green eyes and a goatee... Yes! It's him! It's 'TSFTL' Lance Williams!! As Rodgers see him, he goes over, making sure the camera is folowing him...
[RR]: Hi mister Williams can I...
The man puts his hand near Rodgers' face, stopping him talking.
[TSFTL]: Wait. Who the hell are you?
[RR]: ...Er...Well... I am Roger Rodgers...
[TSFTL]: Really?
[RR]: ...ehhh... Yes... I'm a TTSWF reporter...
[TSFTL]: Well that's fine, glad to meet ya, I'm sorry but I'm like not giving a crap who you are and what you're doing.
[RR]: ...But I'm here to get some words from y...
[TSFTL]: You want some words from me? All right, I'll give you two: 'Piss' and 'off'. Happy? Good.
[RR]: ...Please! Please! Just a little interview, it will take me a few minutes...
Lance Williams stares at Rodgers for a second, thinking...
[TSFTL]: All right you little nobody, that's fine. After all, I have not given any comments yet for thoses lovely-fat-ugly-popcorn&hambuger-eating fans yet...
[RR]: Humm... yes. Well Mister Williams, let's talk ab...
Lance Williams stops Rodgers once more with his hand. He sniffes around, suspicious...
[TSFTL]: Man, it stinks here... What the f....
Williams starts smelling near Roger Rodgers...
[TSFTL]: Man! You are the one that stink! When was last time you took a shower?!?!? You really smell bad!!
[RR]: (confused) but... I took my shower this morning... I don't understand...
[TSFTL]: Get the fuck out of my way man, I don't want to be interviewed by such a bad-smelling fat ass like you!
[RR]: But...
[TSFTL]: No 'but'! You want an interview, well go get someone that doesn't smell like an old women pussy! Either that, or I'm ot of there!
[RR]: But Mister Williams, I don't think I'm.......
[TSFTL]: Hey now listen to me little puke! Throughout my career, I busted my ass out there like a fucking crazy moron in the ring, and I will do it again starting next tuesday, fighting and body-to-body wrestling some big, fat, ugly, bad smelling guys like ChuNcky, Mystery Punk, D-Son-of-a-bitch or "SLUTman" Jack Leer. Have you ever got into a headlock of that big freak'n LumberJack-Ass moron? I mean, you get your head stuck under his shoulder... And the sleeper sure can work with such a smell! So now, get someone to remplace you, because out of the ring, I want to be able to smell something else than you fuck'n ass that you didn't washed since your mother stopped washing you!!!
[RR]: All right, all right, I'll take cameraman place and give him my questions...
Roger Rodgers goes behind the camera, while Lance Williams is waiting. Behind, you can hear muttering Rodgers and the cameraman...
[RR]: Man, am I smelling?
[CM]: No.
[RR]: *sigh* All right, just go read theses notes...
[CM]: Whatever you say..
From behind the camera, the cameraman arrives. He's a young buddy, who's beginning in the job. He has teeths a little too much advanced on the upper part...
[TSFTL]: All right rabbit-boy. Let's get on with this shit.
[CM]: Humm... (reading)...
[TSFTL]: Come on you stupid bastard! I know it doesn't requires a high IQ to manipulate a camera, but hell, I hope you still know how to read!!!
[CM]: Yes sir.
[TSFTL]: *sigh* What an ennoying person.
[CM]: (reading) Heh.. You are actually ranked 10th in the TTSWF...
[TSFTL]: What? What kind of shit is that? I am number 10? Shut up! I have only one number here, and that's number one! You can all rank me wherever you want, I still know where I stand in this league, I will beat the hell out of some 'fearsome' wrestlers this week, and I intend on continuing just doing that! You know what 'TSFTL' stands for? Well it stands for "Too Strong For The League", "Mr. Super-Dooper", "The God of Suplexes". Yeah, you got that right, I'm the legitimate contender for the World Title, and believe me, I'm just going to capture it big time. So all of you ugly morrons have two choices laying in front of you: sit down and shut the fuck up, and accept the truth, or get a big reality check, graciousty of my beautifull self, and get your ass whipped, suplexed and TERMINATED!
[CM]: (reading)... Humm... What are your comments about your next matches aga...
[TSFTL]: All right, shut up, I know what's your question. Well, I think you can't expect much from this week but me walking out with a perfect (2-0) record. I mean, look at the other wrestlers... They need a Superstar, a man that can bring the crowd, a man that makes the people out there watch TV and say: "Holy shit, it's 'TSFTL' Lance Williams, World's sexiest wrestler alive, my hero!" and stay tune on thoses boring TTSWF programs. You look at my next matches, I gotta fight this stupid illiterate Mystery Freak-boy, what am I saying, It is not going to be a "fight". He's going to get a real good beating, and by the same way, a reality check. Now, why should I be affraid to fight a stupid ass who just can make it to be schedueled against "President Vengeance", whose not even a damn wrestler!! ... And then, they send in my direction that Baby-Doll ChuNky looser, in the Round 2 of the tournament for the North American Title... Too easy for me. But you see, it seems like it will go on and on, and on... I can't find a descent challenge out here. You got one crowned World Champion up to now... And I mean, come on! (Pussy voice) "The Spanish Flame" (Normal voice) WoW! I'm impressed! I'm scared! I would wipe the floor with its damn "Ablas-Natchos" ass anytime of the day.... And yes, you can notice I used 'its' instead of 'his', make your own conclusions...
[CM]: (reading)..What about the Tag Team division...
[TSFTL]:: HA! Are you kidding me?? Are there tag teams in this federation? I wasn't aware! What a lost of time! I mean, they team up with another pathetic looser, in the hope to be having a belt around their waist, hey guys! You want a belt? Go buy one at the closest clothes store, and stop boring us with you "It's-better-when-we-are-four" shit!!
A woman steps up near Lance WIlliams. In order to figure what she looks like, try imagining Chyna, with a beautifull face, blond hairs and blue eyes. Not bad, hey? :)
[TSFTL]: Now, that is what I call a woman! She's there to keep me satisfied, as much as I satisfy her! And TTSWF, believe me, you will LEARN to love me. In fact, it's too bad, but after Tuesdya, you will have to live with the fact that I fuck'n rule and that I can turn a match and a card upside down If I want, just watch on Tuesday!!! Now that's all for me tonight, until I get to give you some more comments, you guys just try to continue your miserable life... Oh, and Roger, take a bath.
Fade out, as 'TSFTL' Lance Williams walks away with Sylune...
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