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Date Posted: 11:45:19 10/17/99 Sun
Author: "Goldenboy" Ric Anderson & Miss Claudia
Subject: What is that I smell???? I believe it's victory!!!!
(The scene opens on a local beach. There, laying out in the sand under a big umbrella, is The Queen of the TTSWF Miss Claudia. She takes a sip of her drink, removes her shades, and sits up.)
Claudia: Prez, you've got two months to start a womens division before my lawyer and I take leagal action. We've discussed the matter, and have decided that two months is plenty of time. After that you'll be seeing me and my lawyer, Johnny Cockrin, in court. Tuesday, Ric take on some no-name fool who instead of being allowd to enter the same ring as "Goldenboy" should be scrubbing our toliets for table scraps.
(Ric coems over and notices the camera crew. Of course he has some things to say.)
Ric: "Smutman" after this Tuesday, you'll go back to your old job, janitorial work! Your entering the ring with one of the greatest wrestlers the TTSWF has to offer. They could go ahead and crown me North American Champ now, but they want to please the idiots in the crowd for some reason so they are making the other wrestlers waste their time losing to me! Where I go gold follows. I'm not only the future NA Champ, but also the future Tag Team Champ. This Friday you fans will have the pleasure of seeing the greatest team ever paired debut! Remember the name Golden Connection because you'll be hearing it alot soon. As for "Smutman" he is going to be easy picings for a man with my talent. Look at me! Every man wants to be me, and every woman wants to be with me!
Claudia: Hey!
Ric: But I'm already taken, sorry. This Tuesday, "Smutman" will be out just as quickly as he came in! Why? Because I'm too cold to hold and too hot to handle! I'm "Goldenboy" and that's all there is to it! Now get out of here!
(He shoves the camera away as it fades out.)
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