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Date Posted: 15:05:09 10/18/99 Mon
Author: "Goldenboy" with a special appearence by The World Champ!
Subject: I'm going to send Leer back to his white trash trailer park home!!
(Sitting at a booth in The Ritz dining on lobster and caviar with bottles of Dom Perignon, Ric Anderson is discussing his match on Tuesday with "White Trash" Jack Leer. The man he is talking to is none other than the TTSWF World Champion El Toreador. The waiter fills their glasses as the camera comes in closer.)
Ric: How about this lobster? Pierre prepares the best doesn't he?
ET: By far the best. Where is your wife?
Ric: She at a meeting with Mr. Cochran. She plans on sueing the TTSWF unless they start a Women's Division.
ET: I'll talk to Vengeance for her. Maybe i can persuade him.
Ric: Do you know what talentless moron is facing me on the card for Tuesday? Some guy who should be cleaning my house and driving me around instead of getting into my ring with me!
(The waiter wheels over the dessert cart and asks what they would like. Toreador passes but Anderson chooses a piece of Lady Baltimore Cake.)
ET: That fool has no chance on earth of winning, just like that American zero Cavalry.
Ric: Speaking of Cavalry, I held up my end of the bargin, and now it's your turn.
(A big lady seated a t a booth in front of them gets up and Ric notices the camera which had been hiden.)
Ric: Hey get that camera out of here! Can't we have some privacy!
(The cameraman rushes out once he has been discovered)
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