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Date Posted: 09:04:12 10/19/99 Tue
Author: The Slinger
Subject: Hey No-man? Where didja Run to?
**The Scene – The airport, The Slinger has just arrived for the Tuesday Night Flames fight. His agent, Stevie Z is walking beside him. The Slinger is wearing his trademark hat, vest and boots. As they come closer, we can hear them speaking…
The Slinger – and next time I’m gonna tell them exactly what I think of ‘em.
Stevie Z – Now Slinger, you know they’re just doing their jobs..
The Slinger – Screw that! They can take their metal detector and stick it! Nobody tells me to remove my spurs. Nobody!
Stevie Z – Easy man, don’t get yourself all riled up. You need to concentrate on tonight’s match.
The Slinger starts to laugh – Ha! The sewer match with Nomad? Yeah, right! They should call him No-show! I haven’t seen nor heard a trace of him since he talked all tough last week. You would think that he would at least send me a thank-you note. For bringing him up to the big time, for a Main Event. It’s not like he’ll ever see the big time on his own. At least though, when he steps up to fight me, and he realizes what he’s done, and he pees himself, he’ll be in the right place. Personally, I think he ran for the hills. I heard that once I signed that contract for this sewer match, he talked to pretty much every lawyer in town, trying to extricate himself from it.
Stevie Z -
The Slinger sighs and shakes his head – That was really sad man. Jet lag can do horrible things to a person. Anyway, I have a little surprise in store for No-balls. I’m not just gonna beat him, I’m gonna BEAT him. I need some new footage for my entrance montage, and I think some shots of me completely destroying No-brains would be perfect.
Stevie Z – Okay, I’ll get in touch tonight with the TTSWF people about purchasing the footage, and we’ll get it to our people. Hopefully we can have the new one ready for this Friday.
The Slinger – Whatever man, just do whatcha gotta do. I have to find a place to pick up some new boots.
Stevie Z – Why? You’re finally gonna retire those old beat-up things?
The Slinger stops, and looks at Stevie Z like he’s lost his mind. – Are you nuts? Another few thousand miles and these things’ll be perfect! The reason I need some new boots is that I don’t wanna get crap all over these ones.
Stevie Z – Oh, you mean from the sewer.
The Slinger – No, I mean from No-man. I don’t want his blood stains all over my good boots.
Stevie Z and The Slinger start to chuckle, and as they walk by out of earshot we can hear The Slinger mention something about finding a good place to get a steak…….
Fade to Black………
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