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Date Posted: 09:28:05 11/19/99 Fri
Author: Cupid
Subject: sick and tired

(The lights go out as 'Unchained Melody' by the Righteous Brothers begins to play over the PA. The crowd rises to its feet and begins to cheer wildly.)



(Suddenly, there is a very bright pyro blast and the lights come back on. The TTSWF-Tron shows images of Cupid beating the hell out of various TTSWF superstars such as Python, Shawn Stevens, and Ric Anderson.)



(Out of the back comes Cupid. He is wearing his trademark red wrestling trunks and carrying a bow and arrow. His back is hidden behind the enormous wings he wears to the ring. As the crowd sees him, they get louder and begin to chant his name.)



Crowd: (chanting) Cu - pid Cu - pid



(Cupid makes his way to the ring, stopping to sign a few autographs and shake his loyal fans hands on the way to the squared circle.)



(Once in the ring, he removes his wings and motions for a microphone. After being handed a mic, he motions for the crowd to fall silent. They obey, eager to hear what he has to say. He doesn't keep them waiting long.)



Cupid: Ahh, my loyal fans. (the crowd cheers. He lets them do so for a little bit then cuts them off again.) I love each and every one of you.



Tonight, I face some wannabe who calls himself The Franchise. Well, as much as it pains me to do so, I have to hurt him severely. You see, Mr. Franchise doesn't realize just how much danger he has put himself in by choosing to step into the ring against me. I haven't been in any competition for weeks now. So, needless to say, I'm fired up and ready to kick someone's ass tonight.



That is why I am here with some good news and some bad news. So let's get the bad news out of the way. The bad news is I have to wait for Sunday to prove myself to this league and everyone watching it. However, the good news is that come Sunday night, you will see me, the true love giver, walk out as your NEW TTSWF North American Champion.



(The crowd goes crazy at his words. They love the man in the center of the ring. He again motions for them to be quiet.)



Cupid: Franchise, tonight you are nothing but a mere stepping stone on my path to the gold. I apologize, but someone has to hold that position.



On to my next point...my friends, The Lethal Weapons meet the Revolution tonight to earn a shot at the tag titles on Sunday. I'm here to state that if, in any way, Big Daddy sticks his nose in their business, I will personally see to it that he pay for the damages... WITH HIS ASS!!!



I can guarantee to the world that my boys, Hatred and Rage, WILL walk out of the pay-per-view the new TTSWF Tag Team Champions.



Cupid and The Lethal Weapons are here to stay. I cross my heart.



(He then drops the mic and climbs each of the four turnbuckles to receive the praise of the fans. After about five minutes of showboating, he leaves the ring and returns to the back.)

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