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Date Posted: 11:17:12 10/25/99 Mon
Author: 'TSFTL' Lance Williams
Subject: Damn, look who's coming out of the museum??
We open to 'TSFTL' Lance Williams, who's with Sylune, walking in a museum... They are walking around paintings, looking at them. He is wearing a nice white shirt, with a black leather jacket... He also wears some black jeans and his trademarked cool black shoes too. Sylune is dressed casual clothes, nothing too provocative, just enough... After some clips of 'TSFTL' and Sylune watching the paintings, we see them leave the Museum, walking down the stairs outside the museum to reach the car... Then, as he sees TTSWF cameras, he stops, and just sits down in the stairs. Sylune sits next to him... 'TSFTL' has this little smirk in his face....
[TSFTL]: Here we go again!!! Mister Rodgers, trying to suck out some valuable informations about "Mr. Supper-Dooper", The "God of Suplexes"...
We finally see Roger Rodgers, taking his place next to 'TSFTL' with his microphone....
[RR]: Hi Mister Williams....
'TSFTL' puts his hand near Rodgers' face, stopping him talking.
[TSFTL]: Wait. Did you washed yourself this time??
[RR]: ...Well, yes, of course, twice rather than once, considering I was interviewing you today...
[TSFTL]: Good little boy. That's fine. You learned... But you still smell a little, let's say I'll overpass it for this time... Wash yourself three times next time you want to step near "Too Strong For the League"
[RR]: All right, I'll try to remember that...
[TSFTL]: That's all right. Now what do you want to know....
[RR]: Well, you had a pretty busy and sucessfull week, and...
[TSFTL]: Shut up. I know what you want to ask me. Yep. I came, I saw and I won. Two matches, Two squashes! I mean, come on, what would you expect when you try to welcome and impress me with Mystery Punk and think it will stop me? HA! No way! I beat the crap out of that so-called Mystery, hell it sure did not have any mystery to me... Easy prey!!
[RR]: But he took you to the limit, and Sylune had to...
[TSFTL]: What the hell are you talking about? You sure didn't see the same match! I beat his crap all the way, it has been 'TSFTL' way. Applying the 'TSFTL' Delta Attack, 'TSFTL' Countdown, 'TSFTL' ToothLooseCity Ticket and finally, end up with my 'TSFTL' Supper-Dooper!! The crowd, all thoses fat-beer-drinking-Homers, were on their feets, and for that reason, they called it the match of the Week.. And everyone out there knows that there is a very good reason for it: I was in the ring. See, this little "I-suck-but-I-love-it"Python claims to be the Revolution, but No, there is only on new revolution in the ring, and it's I. Everyone out there is impressed, and see, even after all the havoc I created on Friday Night, no one called me out. Why? Because they are all scared, and they know too damn well that if they call me out, they gonna have their asses whipped. I'm telling ya, they should bring me the North American Title on a golden plate!!
[RR]: Speaking of Friday Night Explosion... You sure have been busy on that week...
[TSFTL]: Sure I have been, all theses punks out there, D-to-the-S-to-the-O-to-the-Bitch, 'Pedophile Man' Jack Leer and "I-am-lucky-as-hell" Slinger, needed to know that they do not stand a damn single change against me at the North American Title Tourney. Now, they won their respective matches, but they are all wishing they had lost, because they know that winning means meeting "The God of Suplexes" sooner or later. Take Slinger, it had to be that Horseman wanna be "Golden Ass" Arn Flair, that decided that it would be him that would win the thing... But of course, it wasn't to help him out, but to have him loose to my hands one night... This comes down to it... Gold Rush, there will be one man standing in the ring with the title, and that is going to be me. Hell, I never lost a tournament in my life!
[RR]: But what about Chucky?
[TSFTL]: Do I really have to talk about this punk? The guy got trashed so easilly, it wasn't funny. At least, I can tell myself that the crowd got chilled, seeing myself wrestling again, but really, we can say that ChuNky and Mysterious Looser were no matches for me. Bring me challenge! I mean, now, like if this wasn't evident that I am Number one in this damn fed, they come and they rank me second behind "I-once-had-impact-but-I-lost-it-somewhere" Braaa-aad Steel. Yeah right. But that's all right. I have a World Title Shot coming Friday against the "Stealing-our-jobs-immigrant" El Suck-o...
[RR]: But it hasn't been sanctionned for the World Title...
[TSFTL]: WHAT?
[RR]: What I'm saying is that...
[TSFTL]: I _know_ what the hell are you saying! But I can understand them... I mean, they better not offer me the World Title on a goldne plate too early, otherwise, the game would be all over, all I would have to do is defend until I get bored to kick some loosers asses...
[RR]: What about Daniel Son? He recently insurged aga....
[TSFTL]: Son of a Bitch can kiss my great muscular ass. What do you think his little scream was all about? He admires me. I'm his hero. He wishes he would be as Grand as I am, having chicks and all, but no, this punk only is a little kid, watching too many movies, if you ask me, still having to walk with his Mister Wong-Chung... Hey Son, why don't you go paint my barrier, it needs a little touch?
'TSFTL' and Sylune look at each other, and start laughing...
[TSFTL]: D-Bitch, hear me out. I know you admire me, but stop being in my legs, cause you ain't worth it. You know very damn well we are going to face each other sooner or later in the North American Title tourney. So you gonna have the time to prove all your big-belly-ugly-no-life-watching-your-boring-ass fans just how much you suck and you _wished_ you were number one contender. Now before you start walking down the streets with black jeans, and my trademarked Black shoes, and try finding a hoe, thinking you can match my woman, well let me inform you that trying to talk like me, act like me will lead you nowhere... Because there is only one 'Too Strong For The League', and BTW, Rodgers, if you meet that punk, tell this to get its words straights... yeah, right, I used 'it' instead of 'his'... Make your own conclusions... ANyway, what I am saying is that the 'S' out of 'TSFTL' stands for 'Strong'... And if he insists on it being 'shit', then I will have to show him what shit can do to a Karate Kid Looser....
[RR]: All right, and finally...
[TSFTL]: And don't think it's beating SuperShame twice that will prove anything.. I could beat his ass 14 times in one night... And you Rodgers, don't you interrupt me when I speak!! Now, finish that stupid interview, so that me and Sylune can do something better than talking to some low-IQ punks.
[RR]: All right, sorry. What about your accusations on Jack Leer...
[TSFTL]: That pedophile should watch his ass sooner or later, because I just found out that his whore, is in fact 17 years old, and I am going to prove that she has false identity papers, and that this Slutman is in fact a damn looser who speaks greatly about the scent of a woman, but in fact only knows about the scent of teenagers... You make me sick you damn Looser... Damn you suck.
[RR]: But, are you sure...
[TSFTL]: Hey, the guy gets interviewed with his coming out shitload, on a toilet bowl... make your conclusions...
[RR]: All right Mister Williams, thank you for...
[TSFTL]: All right Double-R, and tell the Mexican wannabe...
[RR]: He's _spanish_...
[TSFTL]: Same bunch of screwers....
Fade out, as 'TSFTL' Lance Williams walks with Sylune to their black sport car, and drives away...
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