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Date Posted: 14:34:56 11/03/99 Wed
Author: El Toreador
Subject: The Spanish Flame is looking for some action!
(Pulling up the curb, a sleek black limo is greeted by a man in a suit. The man walks over and opens the door of the epensive stretch limo. From the vechile emerges the self proclaimed "greatest former world champ" The Spanish Flame El Toreador. The man the suit hold his hand out expecting a tip.)
Suited Man: Tip?
ET: Here is a tip for you my good man. Expect the unexpected.
(At this point Toreador gives the man a good stiff slap across the face.)
ET: And don't ever expect a tip for The Spanish Flame, you flithy American! Now do your job and take my bags up to the room! What do you think I'm paying you for my health?
Suited man:(rubbing his cheek) Yes sir.
(The man takes the bags out of the trunk and carries them into the hotel.)
ET: Thats right. The only reason God put you igorant Americans on this earth was to serve us Spainish masterminds! Now on with the interview! Follow me.
(The camera folows him inside the grand hotel to the lobby where the Spanish Flame takes a seat on a big fluffy sofa.)
ET: Have a seat. I have a question. Did we get bombed while I was gone? I mean I go on a tour of japan for about a week and I come back and this place is dead! Well The Spanish Flame plans on heating things up real soon! Oh, by the way, my stint in Japan went well. I got the chance to tag with on of the greatest wrestlers to ever step intothe ring, Antonio Inoki. What a legend! But you idiots wouldn't know anything about that would you?
(He orders a glass of wine from a near by waitress as he begins to talk again.)
You see once the Flame has arrived, he plans on shaking things up! Leer, Vengence, Steel listen up! I want my belt back! I will do anything and everything it takes! Just a fair warning tahat you all will be the first to feel the burn of The Flame! Now take your American eqipment out of my sight!
(Fades out.)
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