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Subject: Sturdy Helen


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Sturdy John
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Date Posted: 17:39:14 04/17/01 Tue
Author Host/IP: mail.varden.no/193.217.99.18

She was proud, Hobbit Helen, the battered old hagg;
she slept in a dust hole swept in a rag.
She knew t'was morning from the smelly old dog
that never missed out on shaking it's log

So went she one day to buy him a bone;
she was tired of tha' scabber stealin' her own
The butcher begged her most kindly to leave,
she was bribed with a bone and cut short of her grieve

The meat bone was infected with poison and venom;
She muttered and moaned, her eyes glowing like a demons'!
Soon she was ready to get rid of "old fleehut";
So much better than crackin' his skull like a peanut!

In the muld of the night ol' Scabby makes his call;
dragging his left-crooked ball, he sprayes the wall.
He sniffs and gnarls and pokes around -
obviously something interesting is there to be found!

(meanwhile - celebration!)

She opens a bottle of finest methane,
thus burning away the rest of her brain.
She forgot how to breath in the morning light;
acompanied by a shower, from that old scabby knight...

(C) 2001, Fraedmund Stories Inc.

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