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Subject: One f**k up morning! Author: Miklo [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 14:38:10 01/21/02 Mon Author Host/IP: bkj-cache81.jaring.my/161.142.100.81 Assalamualaikum sahabat2 skalian... Pagi tadi dlm kul 4, ader bende yg tak terpikir dlm aple hotak aku leh berlaku kat kitorang dah berlaku...Serius citer btul..sumpah demi Allah... Kronologi kejadian pagi tadi: 4.10 a.m-Aku ngan Yoni tgh broh-breh,basa-basi sbelum kitorang tido.Sajer tido lambat.Kitorang borak pasal Mafia yg aku tgk kat Discovery Channel mlm tadi. 4.15 a.m-Tibe2 ader org bagi salam.Akupun jawab aaa...ingatkan Azahemy ke Dol ke Ucin ke....Sangkaan kitorang meleset (macam Ungi leset).... 4.17 a.m-Org tu jerit2 die cakap die tau Wife die Wani (nama sebenar) ader kat dlm rumah sewa kitorang.Dan..din..don..Aku ngan Yoni blur giler.. 4.19 a.m-Die bagitau name die Azmi bin Harun (ntahla name sebenar ke bukan),die cakap die follow dr bawah flat gi wife die ngan sorang mamat pastu masuk rumah kitorang sbb die nampak ngan dengar wife die nangis.Die kater kitorang tgh ek..ek..tuttt...ngan Wani die......Bodos gilos...Asbestos tul... 4.21 a.m-Aku kejut Cabi yg tgh tido kat bilik sebelah...sajer meramaikan la sket..Kalu tak we've been outnumbered.sian cabi kene bangun, baru jer tido.ala...aku ngan yoni lagi aaa tak sempat nak tido...letih giler (legi)... 4.23 a.m-Pastu die pissed off giler sbb kitorang taknak bukak pintu...ye aaa...cuak gak ntah2 die ader pisau ke..pistol ke...sajer jer cakap nak check bini die tapi sebenarnye nak pau kitorang ke.Saper tau ye tak? 4.30 a.m-Biler die dah nak pecah masuk,ketuk2 tingkap ngan pintu...aper gi...kitorang pun call otek...Peh...1st time dial 999 siot...Dahla tgh cemas...selambak otek tu transfer2 call..malas giler nak jawab call pepagi bute...kambing giler perangai... 5.00 a.m-Sementara tunggu otek sampai,kitorang cube aaa negotiate dgn die(Aku rase cam dlm citer Negotiater laks)...cakap kitorang student U bukannyer pekerje sekuriti sepertimana die cakap...bagitau die yg wife die takde dlm rumah...Die haram nak cool down maki2 lagi ader aaa...die cakap apsal kitorang takut nak bukak pintu...mane taknye tgk perangai die pun mcm kambing giler..mane tak cuak dude... 5.20 a.m-Tibe2 die senyap...Pastu ader org ketuk pintu...aku tanye "Saper tu?" Org tu cakap "Bukak pintu nih..." aku bukak tingkap skett...usha kat luar...rupa2nye otek dah sampai...siap bawak machinegun lagi...Barula kitorang bukak pintu...Mamat tu dah blah...ntah mane gi ntah... 5.30 a.m-kitorang bincang la camner nih kan...Kalu mamat tu dtg balik...ambush salah sorang dr kitorang ke mase nak bukak pintu...Harap2 tak la...Rase cam nak pindah rumah skang gak...Fulus lak mahfus....Semoga Allah lindungi kitorang dan korang sumer...InsyaAllah.. 10.45 a.m-Baru bangun tido...mak aii...dah lambat klas kul 11..Nih sumer mamat tu nyer pasal...dahla klas aku nih lecturer cam singe garangnyer...masak aku masak... 11.10 a.m-Sampai lambat kat klas..Koi kene sound blaster ngan lecturer...Tapi aku citer aaa pasal kjadian nih, die percaye siot pastu baru bg aku sign attendance...Meggel giler aaa lecturer aku sorang nih... 2.30 p.m-Tgh carik lab comp. yg kosong...Lab banyak tapi sumer ader klas..At last, dpt gak selit..Hehe... :) Tulis bende nih utk tatapan korang... Hummpph...rase nak terberon gak Pak oi...Pak setkan frenly this weekend leh?kitorang dah habih test week.Lagi satu apsal sampai hari nih takleh masuk comzero tu... Eeeee....seram gak dude...korang jage aaa diri bebaik...hati2 aaa...It's a crazy world out there...Banyak gilos org saiko kat luar...Persoalannye:- Mungkinkah mamat tuh akan kembali?Bagaimane nasib kitorang seterusnye?Mamat mane plak ngan Wani die tuh?Aaaahhh....berani kerane benar...kalu tak buat bende tu insyaAllah kiter akan dilindungi olehNya tul tak?.. Taking care all carnales! Chale! [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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[> Subject: Re: One f**k up morning! Author: cipak [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 16:36:35 01/21/02 Mon Author Host/IP: NoHost/203.106.11.126 oo kesian korang bertiga.. hmm.. mamat tu berseorangan ke berpasukan? btw.. meh la aku jawab dulu soklan kedua ko tu ciken... sebab comzero tak leh masuk sebab mgmt comzero dah kantoi yg msgboard baru kite dah dicemari ngan imej2 yang berkontroversi... so dia dah ban la nampaknya board kita tu.. aku dah hantar email byk kali siap u turn pastu patah balik hantar lagi email.. tapi harom cara diorang nak unban... susah sgt kite register balik guna nama lain... dan kat semua... INGATTT... jgn sekali2 post gambar2 yg ade unsur2 propaganda perkauman atau agama... ade unsur2 lucah dsb.. so, persoalan aku... adakah patut aku bukak comzero baru pakai nama lain sket? soalan pertama punya jawapan... hari ahad(semalam) aku dah set dah ngan budak smss... lawan hari sabtu.. pukul mcm biasa.. padang kat padang smss... referee diorang suh kita carik... ok? ciken.. kumpulkan semua orang2 kite sebab diorang ni nampak gaya mcm beria gila nak lawan.. siap tiap2 petang turun training lagiks... ok...? [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: Pak...Sabtu nih ke 26/1? Author: Miklo [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 17:21:41 01/21/02 Mon Author Host/IP: bkj-cache81.jaring.my/161.142.100.81 Aku sokong bukak comzero baru guner name lain... Wei pak sabtu nih ke?Cantekkk....Aku ngan bebudak serdang stuju...Confirm ngan bebudak smss confirm seconfirm2nyer....no hal...Referee aku leh carik....confirm ngan aku balik secepat mungkin.Kiter kene sound bebudak kiter nih...Padang smss yek...orait... [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: 2f2h Author: 2f2h [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 17:55:32 01/21/02 Mon Author Host/IP: NoHost/202.187.151.38 woi...miklo...camne aku nak gi umah ko...kang saje je..aku mati kena cekkik kat luar umah ko...aku dh la xde kunci...giler ko...umah dh ler gelap giler... [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: Re: 2f2h Author: 2f2h [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 17:56:36 01/21/02 Mon Author Host/IP: NoHost/202.187.151.38 woi..aku balik kg la...aduh2.... [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: Re: 2f2h Author: 2f2h [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 17:58:14 01/21/02 Mon Author Host/IP: NoHost/202.187.151.38 woi..aku balik kg la...aduh2....cmne ni..aku nak main gak.. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> [> Subject: Re: 2f2h Author: cipak [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 20:53:52 01/21/02 Mon Author Host/IP: NoHost/203.106.11.126 jgnle balik ucin.. dah lama aku tak tgk 'hikmat melekatkan bola di kaki' ko tuh.. muekeke [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: best gak tu...!!!! Author: raja [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 21:59:40 01/21/02 Mon Author Host/IP: NoHost/210.195.122.45 pengalaman berharga tu ciken....!!!!! bukan senang nak panggil polis dtg umah pepagi buta tanpa kena marah balik.... seram memang la seram....tapi aku rasa, mcm best je cerita ko.....ko jadi script writter la ciken.....sure box opis punya....... apa2 pun....aku rasa mamat tu poyo tu......ada niat jahat tu.....betul sgt tindakan ko panggil polis tu..... oklah......takin care aaaa..... selamat kalahkan smss..... [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: One f**k up morning! Author: dut [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 02:31:28 01/22/02 Tue Author Host/IP: proxy3.bournemouth.ac.uk/194.66.72.204 wehh, buat aahh pendinding umah, guna ayat2 suci Al-Quran. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: One f**k up morning! Author: cdan [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 08:21:46 01/22/02 Tue Author Host/IP: webcacheB11a.cache.pol.co.uk/195.92.168.173 aku cadangkan seperti biasa pindah jerlah dude..aku dulu pon masa lepak kat situ angin gak,keter kener calar, motor kener calar,siap hehari kener stare maut ngan budak umah depan tuh....peh giler ganaz area ko tuh...aku rasa baik korang pindah sebelum mender yg lebih ganaz lagi jadik....jgn dah jadik baru nak pindah..kalau dah jadik buat aper nak pindah pasal mender dah jadik....bukan aper dude...aku baru lepas tgk poltergeist semalam kat tv,umah lawa tapi ader setan...bilik aku kat hall dulu tu pon lawa gak, aman tapi ader setan...jgn belajar dari pengalaman dude....paaahhhiiittt..............aku cakap jer, sajer ahh pasal kitakan kawan....korang jgn terasa lak...ok dude..jaga diri korang sumer bebaik....prevent is better than cure.... [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: One f**k up morning! Author: roy [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 10:45:31 01/22/02 Tue Author Host/IP: NoHost/210.186.39.159 ala cdan poyo! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: Re: One f**k up morning! Author: cdan [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 23:32:08 01/25/02 Fri Author Host/IP: webcacheB10a.cache.pol.co.uk/195.92.168.172 weh roy, betul sumpah tak tipu..kalo ko tak caya , ko try ah dok kat situ gak...ehehhehhhheee...ha berani berani... [ Post a Reply to This Message ]