It is therefore no surprise that the stock price has plummeted on the Bourse. People are losing their appetite for MicroSoft Farms, and we understand why. The beloved MS Windows mascot is just as bright as ever, even if the screens of death are not quite as blue as before.

The problem is that Mr. DuMard and Mr. Alors have been repurposing the beloved mascots, stuffing them in shells for people to eat.

Well, that worked out about as well as you would expect. Almost no one was happy with these updated escargot. Pretty nearly everyone advised that, instead of buying these, people should go ahead and send their money abroad to SEO promoters, including "application developers" conveniently located overseas but offering neither addresses nor phone numbers. No one with any sense wants to invest with these so-called computer experts, and no one seems much interested in investing in the sluggish escargot, either.