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Date Posted: 14:42:00 09/10/01 Mon
Author: Mullins
Subject: Golf & Genies

A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive
course lined with Million dollar homes. On the third tee, the
husband cautioned, Honey, be careful when you drive. If we break one of
those windows it'll cost us a fortune to repair"

Of course, she teed off and promptly shanked it
right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The
husband cringed, "I warned you to watch out! Now we'll have
to go up there and apologize and see how much that lousy drive is going
to cost us."

They walked up, knocked on the door, and a warm
voice said, "Come on in."

When they opened the door they saw glass all over
the place and a broken antique bottle lying on its side near the
broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people
that broke the window?"

"Uh, yeah, we're sure sorry about that" the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see,
I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.
Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.
I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and
blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem", said the genie, "You've got it. I have already put
a million dollars in your bank account. It's the least I can do."

"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every
country in the world." she said.

"Consider it done. The deeds are now in your name," the genie said.

"And now," the couple both asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman
in a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know
we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
right. Considering all that, I guess I wouldn't mind."

The genie and the woman went upstairs where he ravished her for
the rest of the afternoon. Both satisfied each other repeatedly, and
afterwards, the genie rolled over and looked at the wife and asked, "How old
are you and your husband?

"Why, we're both 35" she responded breathlessly.

"No shit! Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"

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