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Date Posted: 00:23:41 04/21/02 Sun
Author: Frozen Tundra
Subject: Mr. Lyle

Mr. Lyle

I can help you play better golf. I have a special deal for you. I know you were a child prodigy and increadibly talented player who was formerly #1 in the world, and won two majors, but I can help you regain that old spark you once had. I will give you the secret to better golf, for the price of 10% of your earnings on tour for the rest of your life. I wish to remain anonymous so don't ask who I am. I have never helped anybody play better golf before, well exept for my friend Steve, who I helped move from a 32 handicap to a 27 last year. I myself have never even played in a real tournament, but I have often dreampt of it so I think you can see that I am really qualified to help you. I have also watch videos of Moe Norman more then 100 times in the last year. I think I really have his move down now, because I can do it reel good sometimes. I feel that sometimes I can even verbalize the obvious(well, until the obvious changes again anyway, you know what I mean?) I broke 80 for the first time last year. What do you think? I can have the lawyers draw up the papers tomorrow if you are ready to lern. Let me know soon, because I must start work on the video soon if you decide you want me to give you the secret. Okay? Remember I want to remain anonymous, because I don't want my friends to laugh at me in case I fail. Okay??

Loony on the Tundra

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