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>I prefer the unNatural golf swing ... the kind used by >Tiger, Ernie, Phil and me. > >The Natural golf swing as performed by Moe "Pipeline" >Norman requires that you be somewhat stocky if not >obese .... because you need a barrel-shaped torso to >pull it off. > >Natural golf swing is devised for fat golfers .. and >there are plenty of those decrepit non-athletic jokers >on the golf courses of the nation. > >If you are non-athletic and decrepit, I suggest you >not play golf because you will not have ffuunn playing >golf ...

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