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>"The ball don't go far but I can see it when it flies >in the air and I can find it on the ground." > >My swing is for me, and me alone. Back in my day when >no one hit them more then 280, and the courses played >at 6600 yards instead of todays 7400, my swing worked >to keep the ball in play. > >If I could come back to life right now, in my prime, I >would be hitting 3 woods for approach shots while >Tiger and the boys would be hitting 8 irons. > >When i was on tour my average tee shot was only about >240, so all of you losers better realize, that my >swing, performed by the greatest ball striker in >history, is still and short ball hitters swing. > >Get a life!

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