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Subject: Re: hi, id really like to take over the world!

Author:
Bob Malevolent

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Date Posted: 10:28:46 05/23/01 Wed
In reply to: storm 's message, "hi, id really like to take over the world!" on 05:53:29 05/23/01 Wed

>hey hey hey there people. Im storm and im from
>another board...just cruising the voy catagories when
>i came acros this most curious place.
>
>im at the enchanted
>forest if you wanna speak to me, but ill stray
>back and see y'all.
>
>hasta la vista
>storm

Welcome Storm,

I'm glad to see that you're interested in pursuing a career in the bold new field of Chaos Advocate with the DeVry School for Evil Geniuses. Yes, in just a few short months of easy, at home correspondance you too will be ready to take on such lucrative employment opportunities such as:

Uniformed Guard
Blinky Light Covered Device Technician
TV/VCR repair
or Driver of the pursuing black BMW during the opening sequence

You'll learn fascinating and useful skill such as

Taking a punch
grimacing in terror
effective screaming
falling from high places
and standing around looking threatening while really sound asleep

These are your "foot in the door" chances at developing your career in new and exciting ways. Of course, additional studies will be required before you, the burgeoning Chaos Advocate, can take on World Domination, but why risk going it alone and wasting valuable time in so called "rehabilitation wards"?

Act now, opportunites are limited!

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Subject	Author	Date
in a boxing stance	storm	12:08:37 05/24/01 Thu
A Gathering of Genii -- ApolloXVIII, 15:19:20 05/24/01 Thu Re: A Gathering of Genii -- Bob Malevolent, 18:02:20 05/24/01 Thu