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Subject: Re: Good Lord, man! Pull yourself together and tell us what happened!


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Date Posted: 21:58:53 05/02/02 Thu
In reply to: One-eyed Jack 's message, "Good Lord, man! Pull yourself together and tell us what happened!" on 14:17:09 04/29/02 Mon

Ever have one of those weeks that start out bad and only manage to get worse and worse? Ever feel like the light at the end of the tunnel is actually the top of the well? Ever have a VCR suddenly turn hostile and beat up the neighbor's dog? Ever get captured by aliens and forced to play Gin Rummy to save the planet? Ever strap playing cards to the spokes of some Mormon missionaries' bike? Ever discover that the way not to put out raging fire in a toilet is to flush it? Ever been posessed by the wandering ghost of Andy Rooney?

Yeah, me neither.

>What is that you've got in your mouth?

Currently, it's a toothbrush. Previously....



I really don't want to know either...

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