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Date Posted: 15:27:02 05/18/01 Fri
Author: Derby dunk.
Subject: Pignut suck my ass!

Fuck off,

Now that i have your attention with my pathetic attempts at taking the piss, i'd like to say; I'll replace kev. What an amazing idea i can hear you all saying. Yes dunk has no timing, can't sing and has no idea how to play the drums, but i can run fast, drink beer and i sometimes fall over stuff, and that has to eaqul what our man fisher has been doing scince we were 13. I mean i dosen't take a genius to hit some pots with a stick does it? i reckon you could probably train a monkey to do it, in fact why don't you. it would be a great gimmick and at least there would be some one in the band uglier than jon thus making the "lover boy of pignut" more appealing to the 14 year old girls with t-shirts of fish on them.(sorry jon i really wanted to make that joke about ben but i know that it would upset him so i made it about you. YOU BIG UGLY NOB) Anyway didn't you twats know that punk is dead anyway it's all garage now AYa NAPA and all that shit, so why don't you losers write a song like that mrs jackson one. you could write it about mrs fisher or mrs rimmer or mrs Ed you've all got mothers, don't you want to reward them with a lovely garage tune"is it, is it wicked , is it is it wicked, wanky wanky shit fuck twat nob plastercast WICKED AYA NAPA!!!!!

I feel that somewhere along the dull road of life i have lost my point and with that i would like to leave you all with two of my favorite words in the word

FUCK and CUNT!!!!!

YOU ARE ALL THE WEAKEST LINKS, LONG LIVE TWO STEP BOOOYAKA WICKED GOODBYE.....TWAT

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