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Date Posted: 20:54:53 04/11/01 Wed
Author: Jo..... P.A. to Brain "dancer" trousers.......
Subject: If only I could hear you when in the bakers!

hELLO, I wonder if you could help. I have a small problem whereby I have an extra ear situated on my forehead. Now this may seem an advantage however, this ear can only pick up sounds made by women over 70 with bladder problems, and when in use my other ears make a high pitched whirring noise. This is causing me a great deal of embarrasment (especially in post offices and on local public transport). I also have an extra eye that can only see Bill Oddie.

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