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Date Posted: 17:21:31 04/26/01 Thu
Author: Derby Dunk
Subject: The Life and works of Vladimir Reindier. Piffin paperback. £5.99.

Hello to everyone concerned with Pignut(except Ben, cause he can't read anyway). This is just a note to let you know of my mission status. As newly appointed Master of on stage Fun i felt i should let you know of my progress.
1)Jon, i have been searching for builders to construct a rotating stage and have found a couple of cowboys called Jim to help me construct the monstrosity. They will only accept payment in diseased foot and mouth sheep as they like the taste so start looking round for some we need 300kg of dead sheep in exchange for the fun.
2)I feel that jons nakedness at the last gig was fun for alot of people, NOT ME THOUGH. I would like to start a patition here in preporation for the next gig. I think it would be alot more Fun if Ed was naked throughout, if you are inclined to agree with me leave a message, if you are scared that the thought of seing ed naked is fun and you are a male do not fret, it just means that you are a cake boy and probably in denial, go fuck a dog..... you will feel better. If you like the sound of that and you are a female.... well done i commend you on your taste in bearded men.
3) and finaly i feel that poor kevin is lacking fun as he is stuck behind the drums locked in that special cage preventing him from eating the audience, (we all know how hungry drummers can get.) I suggest that from now on kev replaces his drum stool with a space hopper (argos about 4 quid)and smokes crack throughout the gig whilst a computer transmits live hardcore porn directly into his brain, now wouldn't that be alot of fun?

I'm gonna go and get drunk and shit myself on a bus and sleep in a bin now . Nice to see Andy and Duckboy are still alive ta ta everybody Dunk the shite Punk.

PS anyone Know Farce's website can't find the bastard thing

Later.

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