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Date Posted: 12:11:51 04/07/01 Sat
Author: jon from pignut
Subject: JON IS CREATING AN ALL GIRL POP GROUP!!!!

HOWDY POP FANS,
MY NAME IS JON AND I AM THE LOVABLE/CUDDLY AXEMAN FROM
SPUNKY SKASTERS `PIGNUT`.DESPITE MY BANDS IMMENSE SUCCESS
IN THE PEPSI POP CHART I AM BROKE BECAUSE I HAVE SPENT MY MONEY ON SWEETS.I DO HOWEVER, HAVE A PLAN TO MAKE MY MONEY BACK BEFORE MY MUM FINDS OUT I`VE WASTED IT ON WHITE CHOCOLATE MICE WITH STRAWBERRY INSIDES.MMMMMM.
ANYONE WHO HAS WATCHED T.V OVER THE LAST FIVE YEARS CAN`T HELP BUT HAVE NOTICED HOW POPULAR THESE MANUFACTURED POP BANDS ARE.i HAVE A PLAN TO CREATE MY OWN `POPSTARS` BUT WITH A TWIST.
THE POPSTARS CHOSEN ARE OFTEN SELECTED FOR THEIR IMAGE OVER TALENT.THIS IS WRONG AS YOUNG BOYS AND GIRLS SEE THIS MANUFACTURED IMAGE AS BEING SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE AND IN TURN,TURN TO DIETING AND PERSUING IDEALS CREATED BY THIS
ARTIFICIAL GROUP OF PEOPLE.RAAAAAHHHH!
MY GROUP WILL BE A BREAKTHROUGH.THEY WILL HAVE NO TALENT OR LOOKS.I AM LOOKING FOR FOUR HIDEOUS MIDDLE AGED PANTLESS LADIES WHO EACH OWN A COPY OF ABBA`S GREATEST HITS AND WHO
LIKE TO BE REALY ROWDY IN PUBS BEFORE SHAGGING SQAUDIES OR
PUKING NEXT TO THE TAXI RANK.THEY MUST ALSO BE AVAILABLE FOR GIGS IN THE SUTTON COLDFIELD/AYIA NAPA AREA.
THE WORKING TITLE FOR THIS GROUP IS 'THE SWAMP DONKEYS'
ANYONE INTERESTED MUST APROACH ME AT THE NEXT PIGNUT GIG.

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