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Date Posted: 19:59:58 05/09/01 Wed
Author: Jo (former Queen of China and parts of Walsall)
Subject: My Book of Cheese Deaths (or near scrapes)

Hello pop pickers,
I am currently writing (along with a colleague) a book entitled 271 ways to die (in a cheese related fashion). Penguin publishing have already forwarded me £300,000,000. So it's sure to be a winner. All you need to do to get in the book (or an authors mention) is to let me know of any cheese deaths you have witnessed. So far we have:
1 The Cheese Drip (where glucose was inadvertantly substituted with Cheese)
2 The Cheeseifix (those cheese nails really hold you up there)
3 The Oops didn't see you there (man fell into block of cheese and was then grated)
or any near misses:
1 The babybell (giant edam chaffes man as rolls past)
So let me know and remember "a death by cheese is like losing your keys"
(Penguin publishing hold no responsibility for any councilling sessions needed if trauma is induced after recalling cheese deaths)

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