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>Hello, everybody, > > Mr. Alf or Lucas, of course, have nuked the posts, >but I am quite catty at the moment, all 9 lives >consumed with curiosity. Last night some >incomprehensible nincompoop of a bird rancher spammed >the forum with a dozen ads for parrots, eggs, >vultures(!) and other assorted foul fowl. I want to >know why on Earth a bird rancher would think that the >people on this forum would want a parrot for a pet. I >mean, it's far too chancy. The stupid bird could hear >you getting a spanking and then for the rest of the >parrot's 50 year life it would belt out to every >visitor, not "Polly want a cracker," but "Ow, ow, >screech, SLAP! no more, no more, it stings, it stings, >I'm sorry, I'm sorry, OWEEE!" in your exact, all too >recognizable voice. In my house such a parrot >wouldn't survive the first iteration of that chorus. >Oh, worser and worser, what if it got loose, flew the >coop, and broadcast your spanking to all and sundry >from the treetops. It's illegal to discharge a >shotgun in the city limits, but in this case the >prison time would be worth it! I thought Beeper, the >mocking bird that imitated my alarm clock outside my >bedroom window every day at dawn was bad. Screecher >would be several orders of magnitude worse! It seems >to me that this forum is the worst of all possible >places to scare up a customer for a parrot!! > >Or maybe not. Anyone here own one?
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