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>The last time we took a family vacation down in Gulf >Shores my mini-me and I went shopping in the gift >shops while Mark took the boys to a couple of Arcades. > >One of the gift shops was set up like an old country >store. It had a large selection of novelty items as >well as clothes, toys and so forth. One of those >sections had old wooden novelties that looked hand >made although they were more likely mass produced. >Among those items were Novelty Paddles that had >sayings and pictures on it. One said, "Genuine Hyde >Tanner" another said, "Never hit a child on the face, >nature invented a better place." and it had a cartoon >picture of a glowing bottom on it. Another said, >"Board of Education", "Heat for the Seat" and I saw >one that I remembered seeing when I was kid in >different gift shops and tourist traps growing up that >I heard an online friend talking about getting spanked >with as a child. It had a picture of a deer and a bear >on it and it said, "For a Cute Little Deer, with a >Bear Behind." Even though I'd probably never use it, I >thought about buying it. I called Amie-Lynn over and >said, "Hey Baby Girl, look what I found." She laughed >and said, "Don't get any ideas Momma." I picked up the >paddle and had her take a picture of me holding it. A >really nice older woman walked by and said, she'd take >a picture of us together. So Amie-Lynn handed her the >phone, then walked over in front of me and bent over >with her hands on her knees and she took a couple of >pictures holding the paddle up like I was going to >spank her. My girl was laughing the whole time we were >doing this. Then woman nodded and winked at me. I knew >exactly what she meant, and since Amie-Lynn's shorts >completely covered her bottom I gave her a pop on the >butt with the paddle. It wasn't hard enough to really >hurt, but she was surprised, straightened back up, >grabbed her butt with both hands and said, "MOMMA!" >She wasn't upset and was laughing, but she was >surprised that I smacked her butt with it. We all >laughed and Amie-Lynn got her phone back, thanked the >woman and hugged her. We looked at the pictures I >thanked her too and she went on her way. I commented, >"I think I need to buy that paddle." and my daughter >said, "Oh No Momma, don't be getting any ideas." Then >she took it out of my hands and laid it on a shelf. > >I was laughing and leaned over to pick up my purse and >then I felt a smack across my butt. Since my bottom >was covered completely by my shorts and the swimsuit >under it, it didn't hurt but is sure surprised me. I >rubbed my butt and turned to see, my Mini-Me standing >there with the paddle in her hand laughing. I said >"You little brat!" She laughed and said, "I love you >Momma!" I tried to act mad and told her, "Give me that >paddle" but she hung it back on the rack, and said, >"OH NO not this time!" then started playfully pushing >me down the aisle. I wasn't really upset at all we >just both laughed and continued our shopping. > >I did seriously think about buying that paddle, but >not particularly to spank the kids with but to hang up >more as a decoration. Although from what I've heard, >as a real spanking implement, they are too thin to be >effective on anything other than a bare bottom. From >what other's have told me on a bare bottom they could >sting quite a bit. > >We haven't made our plans for this year's Summer >Vacation yet. Who knows? We might have to make a trip >back to Gulf Shores this year?

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