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Date Posted: 11:04:15 09/23/02 Mon
Author: The Evil Duke
Subject: I claim for me

Being as it is my Birthday,
I claim this Board for me

The Evil Duke

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[> Re: I claim for me -- The Evil Duke, 11:28:51 09/23/02 Mon

Now that I have slightly longer to type, I want to thank all the little people who made this possible, First Rob for only taking the first posting and not claiming this board for himself, and to Dave who was just Too Slow.

What a nice birthday present, complete and utter control of the universe, MWAAAA HAAAA HAAAAA.

or something like that

The Evil Duke


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[> Re: I claim for me -- Dave, 12:07:18 09/23/02 Mon

Curse you Evil Duke!
Release the Kraken!

Thwarted Dave


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[> Re: I claim for me -- King of Hate, 13:37:02 09/23/02 Mon

I claim this FIST for The Evil Duck! This board will not be claimed by some geek who doesn't even know who makes Godzilla movies! I say we put it to a vote! Should this board be run by The All Knowing Dave or the evil Duck! Remember I am backing The All Knowing Dave. And there MAY be consequences for voting against him,....

Now everyone feel free to vote for Dave.

KoH


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[> [> Re: I claim for me -- THe Evil Duke, 13:57:31 09/23/02 Mon

You know unless you preface things with Hippity Hop, Hippity Hop, we really can't recognize your contributions.
And unfortuantely I was always more concerend with plot development and characters than who made a particular film. I mean what was Godzilla really feeling as he stomped that Particular pagoda or high energy line?

I of course do not fear your fist, for several reasons, First and foremost is the Official Evil Duke Body Guard, Maggie O'Reilly also known as Big Trey, and you Kingy Boy wouldn't even make her sweat.
Second of Course is that I am the Evil Duke, not the Evil Duck, the Evil Duck does keep residence at the Ducal manner and he has horns, any of the visitors can testify to his fearful presence, I would avoid threatening him if I were ou, his beak is not to be trifled with.

Good luck in your ongoing therapy to deal with your Rabbit issues, we all remember Hippity Hop, HIppity Hop.

The Evil Duke


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[> [> [> Re: I claim for me -- King of Hate, 14:11:32 09/23/02 Mon

ok, so that was one vote for The All Knowing Dave from some drunk. Who will vote next?


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[> [> [> [> Re: I claim for me -- The Evil Duke, 14:23:43 09/23/02 Mon

You know Ryan, that is the sort of personal attack that I have come to expect from you, and of course you are living up to your brute image.
Stop projecting your own problems on me, and just drop it.


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[> [> [> [> [> Re: I claim for me -- King of Hate, 14:29:47 09/23/02 Mon

I'm sorry, Sir, but you are only allowed one vote. Thank you for your time. So who will be next to vote for Dave?


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[> Re: I claim for me -- Frank, 14:38:47 09/23/02 Mon

I (OW!) vote for Dave (OW!). I mean All-Knowing Dave (OW!). What? I'm voing for him! (OW!) Stop punching me! (OW!) Oh! And one negative vote for the Evil Duke (OW!) Duck! I meant Duck! Duck!

Frank,
who can only type with one arm

PS: OW!


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[> [> Re: I claim for me -- Secret Fan of Frank, 16:08:48 09/23/02 Mon

Frank, you are the sole reason I still read this forum. You're posts here are hysterically funny, I look forward to reading. It seems that you've been blessed with a wonderful sense of humor and I think it's great that you use it to make us all smile. Thanks.


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[> [> [> Re: I claim for me -- Frank's personal writer, 07:47:59 09/24/02 Tue

I just want to make it clear that Frank isn't really that funny. No it is I, his comedic image consultant who has taken Frank from the falling down, face in the gutter, drunken heap of unfunniness, to one of the highest points in his career. I, have, also, taught, Frank, proper, usage, of, commas, in, his, writing.

As for Frank being funny, he'd like to thank me for all the material he's been using for the last several years of his life. By several, I mean all of them.

So in the long run, a thank you to Frank is really a thank you to me and I welcome your thanks. I'll pass it along to Frank and have him post a witty rebutal of my taking all the glory from his efforts to be funny.

Either that or he'll completely ignore the message and I'll have posted yet another failed attempt at being funny.

Sigh... I sure wish I could be as funny as Frank but I guess I have a lot more practice before attaining my Frankness. Oh well, back to sketch comedy writing.


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[> [> [> Re: I claim for me -- Frank, flattered, 08:13:01 09/24/02 Tue

Thank you Bonnie.
Frank


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[> Re: I claim for me -- Frank, flustered, 08:29:35 09/24/02 Tue

Alright! Someone tell me what I'm doing wrong.
Wait! Let me narrow it down a bit.

I tried to respond to "Secret Fan of Frank" by clicking the "post a reply to this post" right after "Secret Fan's" posting, but it came out as a reply to Gumby, I mean "Frank's Personal Writer, whom I have no idea who he is.

So how are you supposed to reply to a specifice post and not have it end up at the very end of the thread?

How?
How!?
HOW!?!?!?!?

Please.
Frank
who would have posted something funny, but Gumby, I mean, my writer, I mean, I don't have a writer - I make it all up myself - except now.....um....goodbye.


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[> [> Re: I claim for me -- Gumby- specialist on all things in general, 08:44:17 09/24/02 Tue

Frank,
As the messge board now allows everyone to read all the postings in a thread, you have to be particularly careful in how you go about answering someone's posting.

When you come across a posting you want to reply to, back up to the main board list and click on that messge specifically, then scroll down to the reply box and post your reply. It will align it up as a sub posting to the sub posting on the posting thus making your posting posted to the posting that you wanted to post to based on the posting that was posted to the original posted thread.

There!! That should clear things up a bit.


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[> [> Re: I claim for me -- StacyAnn, 08:46:34 09/24/02 Tue

Okay you did it right, you only showed up under gumby because he replied to your secret fan 1st then you replied after gumby thus your reply is under his.

StacyAnn


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[> [> [> Re: I claim for me -- Gumby, 09:11:00 09/24/02 Tue

And I replied here so my message is going to show up here unless Stacyann moves it somewhere else then my message wouldn't be here. But as it is here then Stacyann hasn't moved it to anywhere then that means that I replied to the right location and I'm all set.

Woo Hoo!! completely useless posting!!


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[> Re: I claim for me -- Frank, 09:20:14 09/24/02 Tue

OK.
So I did it right, but it looks like I screwed up.

I can accept that.

Story of my life.

But I'm not bitter.

In fact, I'm very sweet.

Just taste me.

Hello.

Hello?

I did it again, didn't I?

Story of my life.

But I'm not bitter.

In fact,...ah, forget it.

Frank

PS: OW! (he's still punching me)


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