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Subject: Oh my yes it is serious, Kit!

Aster Belle
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Date Posted: 01:47:50 12/12/01 Wed
In reply to: Kit 's message, "Oh My!" on 10:04:26 12/07/01 Fri

Yes, Kit, the struggle for Dora's soul is as serious as God Himself! Like millions of Unsaved harlots and lechers in this world of flesh, Dora has lost her bearings and so her SPIRIT wanders into the clutching talons of Beelzebub himself! If we of Landover Baptist cannot turn her from her foul ways--and do it soon--then she will be Damned to Hell, where demons will chisel open her skull and expose her living brain to the fires and corrosive fumes of Satan's Realm! Oh the torments of Satan are endlessly creative (in a purely derivitive way resembling the modernist movement from cubism and pointillism to the nonrepresentational abstractionism of Jackson Pollock and Alexander Calder BUT I DIGRESS!!). Do you want to see Dora end up in a place where imps will pack her nostrils with flesh-eating maggots while Satan himself cracks her fingerbones to suck out the living marrow? Hah! I thought not! Then counsel, urge, command her to return to the Landover congregation and stop spreading self-serving slanders!

Aster Belle (Belle of Astoria)

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