[ Show ]
Support VoyForums
[ Shrink ]
VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

Login ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 123[4] ]
Subject: Help is at hand...

The Reverend Filthy Phil (Universal Life)
[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]
Date Posted: 17:09:24 04/28/02 Sun

Dear Dora,

I am an ordained minister and Pastor of the Church of the Dessicated Cockroach (services held at the biker bar every Friday and Saturday night. Anyone willing to buy a round is welcome). We are non-denomatial and our services are informal. Sermons are usually under 15 minutes so that the congregation has time to reflect upon the message before the collection plate goes around (I KNOW who put the discount coupon for a bottle of ExLax in there last week, and I'll deal with that back-slider in due course. What, does he think we're a bunch of Baptists, or something?).

Anyhow, please consider this communication as a warm invitation to attend. Here at Dessicated Cockroach, we have many who have become disillusioned with other churches, including the tyrannical Landover, and to all of them we've offered the chance to find their places in a diverse group of more or less belivers. The solace of alcohol is also available in the form of beer and whiskey (no wine, as that smacks of ritual canniblism).

And we have a lot of fun. Do you shoot eight-ball?

Yours, in the faith of the Immortal Coackroach (just try and get rid of all of them)........,

Rev. Filthy

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Forum timezone: GMT-8
VF Version: 3.00b, ConfDB:
Before posting please read our privacy policy.
VoyForums(tm) is a Free Service from Voyager Info-Systems.
Copyright © 1998-2019 Voyager Info-Systems. All Rights Reserved.