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Subject: The Jesus 401K Super-Saver Plan

Bro. Victor
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Date Posted: 10:54:31 10/09/01 Tue

Landover Baptist Church has only begun in its crusade against you, you hate-mongoring wench! Little did you realise the incredible investment opportunity you could've had in Heaven! Had you been in Church last sunday, you would've learned that Jesus has started a special 401K plan in heaven! Yes! Our Lord wants us to enjoy the peaceful life of retirement in Heaven by investing now while still on earth!

If you get to Heaven (which I seriously doubt as you are no longer a member of the good congregation at Landover Baptist Church) you will be forced to sweep streets, work in fast-food (McManna has a chain up there, you know,) or else perform some other type of menial labor to pay your way down the Golden Streets of Paradise.

You foolish woman! You let mere money, God's Money, get between your soul and eternal bliss. Repent now or forever be destitute in the Great By-and-by!

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