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Date Posted: 11:11:12 04/17/01 Tue
Author: Sister Ro
Subject: Well you're only half-sinning...
In reply to: dirtynow 's message, "i need guidance" on 23:57:03 04/16/01 Mon

Too bad the sin totally outweighs the good! Homosexuality is the worst kind of sin--every book in the Bible takes time to point this out! Maybe if you repent heavily and never have sex again in your life, you can be saved--may I suggest a treatment? JESUS--Sister Rosie's own in-house elctroshock therapy.

Loving nuns will strap you to a chair, attatching electrodes to your genitals. You will be shown pictures of crucifixes, Jesus, and angels, and every-now-and-then, a picture of a naked member of your gender will show up. If our EKG shows arousal, a small electric shock will be submitted, until you are cured of your sinful ways!

Now, the part about married couples is tricky. If you are a female, you are only helping to increase fidelity. The Bible clearly states that men are to remain interested in their marriages at all time--and God's way is to have him visit the honeymoon anew each night with a different woman--PROVIDED THEY ARE MARRIED! The Lord will sanction this--the government won't, but they're the ones who will have to settle up with him in the hereafter. If you're a man, you're just sinning all around town aren't you? Your male slutty ways should be punished by death--but do yourself a favor and consider auto-castration.

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