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Date Posted: 18:58:28 04/17/01 Tue
Author: Sister Rosie
Subject: Show your girlfriend the Good Book and explain her role in the household!
In reply to: oxoxox 's message, "my girlfriend is possessed by the devil!" on 18:24:29 04/17/01 Tue

And not just any role, mind you--the Biblically stated one! The Bible says a woman is to be subserviant to her husband at all times! She must bear the chilren, foster and nurture them, and keep her filthy mouth shut at all times!

Take the story of Exodus, for example. God created Adam in HIS image. That means God is a man and calling Him "She" or "Mother" is a sin punishable by stoning. This also means that Eve was created for entertainment and as a helper ONLY. Tell your wife that if she doesn't start acting like a Holy wife, you'll call the Church to deal with her slothy behind! You may even have to scare demons away by getting on the phone and saying over and over, "I need an old priest, and a young priest..."

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