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Date Posted: 21:44:48 10/17/01 Wed
Author: Keely
Subject: OK fellas help me out here

I have always gotten along better with men than with women. I prefer to have male friends vs. female friends.. of course I am at the age where my male friends are either all married, or gay... and learned I have come across a problem which is... the women in the lives of the straight men..

So I am collecting reasons why it is better to have your man friends with a woman... here is what I have so far..

A woman makes a better friend to a man because:

1) She is not gonna holler "Hey Bill, look at the jugs on that broad!"

2) "Oh, she can breast feed me anytime!"

3) "If I had a swing like that in my back yard I would ride it every night"

4) "Hey, how about a few beers at the stripper bar!"

5) No belching contests

6) No farting contests

7) When the two friends are out, other women think she is his girlfriend/wife and steer clear...

8) Female advice on your relationship problems is better than what a man thinks a woman is thinking ;o)

9) If the female friend is a good looker you can fool everyone into thinking your a real stud..

OK I need some help adding to my list

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That settles it, I am on my way to Kansas, what a woman! (NT) -- Sam Roundtree, 00:43:21 10/18/01 Thu
- Re: That settles it, I am on my way to Kansas, what a woman! -- Keely, 19:52:35 10/19/01 Fri
  - Gee! Gosh......... I do not know what to say or do! Gosh!!!! -- Sam Roundtree, 21:10:21 10/19/01 Fri
    - Tell me -- Keely, 21:24:59 10/19/01 Fri
      - I have never been married! (NT) -- Sam Roundtree, 21:54:09 10/19/01 Fri
        That means -- Keely, 22:09:10 10/19/01 Fri
        Wrong, I am not young, married, or gay! -- Sam Roundtree, 22:29:25 10/19/01 Fri
        That wasnt nice -- Keely, 09:49:21 10/21/01 Sun
        This is my last post to you. -- Sam Roundtree, 20:18:33 10/21/01 Sun
        Now wait Sam -- Keely, 20:55:42 10/21/01 Sun
Keely, I think that a Woman makes a better friend to a Man because -- Jim Bear, 09:03:27 10/19/01 Fri
- Re: Keely, I think that a Woman makes a better friend to a Man because -- Keely, 19:54:22 10/19/01 Fri