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Date Posted: 17:32:46 01/07/02 Mon
Author: Keely
Subject: Ding Dong

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just
passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's
house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort
her.
When she ask how her grandfather had died, her
grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we
were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie
told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years
old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago,
realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best
time to do it was when the church bells would start to
ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow.
Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out
on the Dong. She paused, wiped away a tear and then
continued, "and if that damned ice cream truck hadn't
come along, he'd still be alive today.

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