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Date Posted: 06:54:20 03/08/02 Fri
Author: BOBinMO
Subject: An end to war!

Thought this one was pretty funny:

Dub-ya and Osama met to end the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.

Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them with the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk. After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen. It's cage needed steel bars that were 1" thick and nobody could get near it.

When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange looking animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund!!

Everyone felt sorry for Bush because they knew there was no way that this funny looking dog could possibly last 10 seconds with Osama's dog.

When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog snarled, leapt out of it's cage, charged
the American Dachshund, and immediately made a lunge for the throat. The Dachsund threw it head sideways, opened its mouth, and crushed the giant in one bite.

Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief. "We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5 years with the meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the world and the biggest meanest Siberian wolves."

"That's nothing," said Bush. "We had our best plastic surgeons working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a weenie dog."

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