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Date Posted: 21:41:39 09/08/01 Sat
Author: "Turk" Texas Cow Dog
Subject: Is this forum open for membership of dogs?
In reply to: Keely 's message, "What happened to?" on 17:19:21 09/07/01 Fri

Hi! I am a five year old cow dog on a Texas ranch, and I am new to this computer thing. I just graduated from Oklahoma Dog University, with a degree in "Cow Herding Tactics." I am presently living on a ranch, with duties of locating missing cows and herding them back into the herd. I am not happy working for this ranch because they only feed table scraps, and do not give out bones to chew on. If anyone knows of a ranch that feeds can dog food, I would be interested in changing employment. I am very good at guarding the ranch, killing snakes, fetching the newspaper, tactfully chasing skunks away from the ranch house, and get along well with cats. I am trained to use the outhouse, not the ranch house yard. Anyone interested in hiring a good cow dog, please contact me at this forum. "Turk"

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