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Date Posted: 16:21:34 07/24/01 Tue
Author: Gayla
Subject: The Ten Most Common Forms of Office Illnesses

1.) The Macy's One Day Sale Flu.

2.) The Drivers License Renewal Appointment 24-Hour Virus.

3.) The Friday-Afternoon-Start-The-Weekend-Early Sudden Unbearable Stomach Pains.

4.) The I'm Looking for a New Job and I Don't Know How Long It's Going to Take, but I Want To Stay On The Payroll Until Then Mysterious Infection.

5.) The My Boy/Girlfriend's Got the Week Off So Suddenly I'm Too Contagious To Come In To The Office Disease.

6.) The I Need a Hair Cut and My Stylist Doesn't Make Evening Appointments Bout of Influenza.

7.) The There's No Federal Holidays for Two Months, and I Want a Day Off Sickness.

8.) The It's Spring Break and I Want To Pretend I'm a Teenager Again General Ailment.

9.) The I've Screwed Up Royally, and I Won't Come In To Face the Music Terminal Illness.

10.) The I Really Am Sick and I've Got The Doctor's Bills and the Completed Medical Expense Reimbursement Forms to Prove It Infirmity.

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Re: The Ten Most Common Forms of Office Illnesses -- Jess, 22:58:54 07/25/01 Wed
- Re: The Ten Most Common Forms of Office Illnesses -- Beth, 22:17:10 07/26/01 Thu